another day in FQA paradise...
a couple of WTH (what the heck) moments!
another day in FQA review... found on a report..."The patient states that he has been present for 14 months." actually dictated as "The patient states that he has been in prison for 14 months." this laugh courtesy of offshore MTs. ...and now, folks... a laugh furnished by our homeland US MTs. ...Indicated that she may have an irritation from the tape that she is utilizing and Miners Jeanett give her the name of the pharmacy to obtain the paper tape that we utilize where she had no issues with this. dictated as doc says....Indicated that she may have an irritation from the tape that she is utilizing, my nurse, Jeanette gave her the name of the pharmacy to obtain the paper tape that we utilize ... I ask you bloggers...which is worse? makes me cringe that our US MTs would type such bullshit.
Parental Control
While channel surfing looking for something interesting to watch this Saturdya afternoon, I came across this show called "Parental Control." The program where the parents pick their son or daughter's date, hoping they'll ditch their now boyfriend/girlfriend and go onto somebody new! well, this girl says while watching her boyfriend out on a date with somebody new says, "She's like margarine, all she does is spread..." hahaha...funny but what she was doing was some 'exercise routine'. More often then not, they choose the same partner their parents couldn't stand to begin with. My kids always seem to make the right choices, no major issues there with hellion significant others...
In the Land of Transcription today ~
the dermatologist dictated...
"I recommended he use CeraVe cream for moisturization."
"I recommended he use CeraVe cream for masturbation."
When this was brought to the MT's attention by the FQA staff, she stated...
cracked us both up!
and that one beats the reigning blunder of Hallucination Greer Blvd, which my boss informed me she sent to a client way back when she was an MT, she had "hal" in her auto correct to automatically spell out hallucination, so when the addy was Hal Greer Boulevard, well you get the gist of it...
oh the stories we could tell! and there you have it folks, another day, another giggle! How was your week?
I am glad its Friday!
Do We Really Have to Love Our Spawn?
I know for some of you this may be a hard question, and you could never imagine 'not' loving any of your children, but loving your child as an adult is another story. When they have not become the person they were raised to be brings up a whole other set of emotions. Perhaps one has to walk in another's shoes to really honestly answer this. You can say, yes I love my children because I brought them into this world, and I can take them out..yeah, right. Well, consider doing them body harm, if under the age of 18, and Social Services will remove them for you. Yep, somebody else can fuck them up for you if you are not doing your job as a parent.
When they are adults, however, and they prompt you to the point of wanting to do them bodily harm with a good bitch-slap, consider the size and figure one of you might end up hurt and in the hospital.
At this point, most of you know I am having to raise my granddaughter, so much for me being able to escape the drama from her mother's life to include jailbird hubby who will soon be home, or that screwed up in-law family. One day grown eldest daughter is sweet, cakey, and piey, and the next she's bipolar, mouthy, and in your face. When life hands you drug-addicted grown children, who have suffered consequences to include the loss of custody of her own children, drama for two years preceding up to that point to include lies, continual lies, verbage, theivery, just out and out bad behaviors to include bullying you, throwing items at you or even hitting you, even though you know this is drug-induced behaviors, in your heart you have disowned them because you had to. Trust has been irrevocably broken, and it doesn't seem to ever get to the point where you can trust again.
Time and time again if you are being disrespected and your authority undermined (filling her children's heads that they don't have to listen to me as it relates to discipline, etc.), you get to where you dismiss them out of your life, and I'm not so sure that's a bad thing. Its sad to think that even if she has cleaned up the drug issue, its still full of lies, deceit, behaviors that are hard to deal with, etc, and I am just done with it. I am sick and tired of having to live in this drama ...actually I know at this point, it will never become a complete circle... it just leaves a a gaping hole...
If a grown child of yours become a source of contempt, shows disrepect, and just acts irresponsibly and disgusts you with their verbage right in front of little 'eyes' watching, do you just turn the other cheek? or do you feel inclined to kick their ass or ban them from your immediate surroundings? maybe you should pick up everythng you own and move to bumfucked Egypt or perhaps a few towns over might be the trick...
...I'm tired if living my life for everybody else and drowning in this drama, I'm taking it back this year.
Yeah, a one-way ticket sounds like a good idea.
For all you Sugar Honeys out there...
Enjoy!
Who is this person?
and Is this the same chicka? Of course not! but neither one of them are too impressive...LOL...and I have to say whoever this brown-headed chicka is she has absolutely no rhythm...for shame! but that boyfriend of hers doesn't seem to mind now does he? ...well at least somebody is getting candy...
Did you get any candy?
...and how many of yuns know this 2nd tune in English? Go ahead guess...
I think its Love Grows Where My Rosemary Goes...
yeah, yeah, like anybody gives a hooty poot anyho!





