Merry Fruckin' Xmas...

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I sure am glad to see Christmas go, however, Griszelda Mess and Lord Spoiled left one of their presents here! little Queenie! Yes, little Queenie has been here for 8 days now, and the little native is getting quite restless, bored, and makes more messes than 10 kids!!!

Oh My God, somebody please take this kid back to her life, so I can return to mine! Have you ever tried entertaining a kid of 5 years for 8 hours while you work? I can tell you this palace has not been this messy since the last time she was here! I love to see her come, but I love to see her go. She really misses her mom and dad, and at her age that is understandable.

Last Friday, Lord Spoiled and Griszelda Mess came in for Christmas. Of course, Lord Spoiled was summoned by his mother and father to be home for Christmas as he has an aging grandfather. Griszelda wanted to stay down there, which is what they should have done. I tried to get them NOT to come! They need to be creating their own holiday traditions with their now two children in their God forsaken dump seven hours away!

I am not saying that their place is a dump, only the way they keep house! How do people just step over such messes? I will never understand how people live with clutter and such nastiness as dirty dishes that obviously have been lying around for a few days! Not to mention a dog and a cat and two kids which do not have any restrictions or confinements. Little Wyatt doesn't even sleep in a crib or put down for a nap and left to cry it out or learn how to manage his emotions when he's fit-throwing.

When we were down there for Thanksgiving their house was a total mess, garbage needed taken out. Lord Spoiled complains he has to do it all since Griszelda works evenings, but I didn't see him lift his finger to do a damn thing, there or here! He he has put on 40 pounds and he is taking blood pressure medicine at 28 years of age, which makes him sleepy so he is zoning out all the time; coupled with him taking Xanax for his so-called "nervous problems!" He's turned into a real slob, and all he does is bitch about what Griszelda DOESN'T do! What a pussy spoiled ass who talks to his mommy every day about his hard-knock life! all the while taking hundreds of dollars a month from his parents to help them make ends meet?

Both of them are working for goodness sakes, his own mother needs to stop coddling them so they learn to make it on their own and I told her that too when she griped to me about it the other day. Some people just don't get it. I caught Lord Spoiled in my cabinet drawers again looking for God knows what. They definitely wore out their welcome at my palace.

These two had my house trashed with dishes, clothes, cigarette smoke filled the house (yes they were supposed to go outside) and they just took my too much space! How bad was it? well, I couldn't even get to my toilet because their pants were in the floor in front of it!!! Lord Spoiled says he has to do all the cleaning at their house, well, that is a big fat lie I can tell you that! He sneezed and coughed up crap in a cup, and left it sitting in my floor Christmas Day, and it never did make the garbage while he was here! Now wasn't that a nice Christmas present, ewww gross!

The highlight of the trip of course for me was seeing the kids. My palace is just too small to be invaded by four other people! However, Prince Wyatt, who is now 17 months old, is the biggest whiner I have ever seen. He is so coddled and spoiled it is pathetic! You look at him and tell him no, and you think you'd killed him. They do not even try to discipline this child; they just let him run wild! pulling and throwing stuff around. Little Queenie can't do anything that she doesn't get blamed for when he's around, accused of provoking him, but I have observed when she comes into the room to say something to her mother or wants a little attention, Prince Wyatt just screams and tries to hit her and I tried to get them (the parents) to step back and watch that situation. Their lack of parenting skills is just another annoyance to irritate yours truly, the Queen Mother bitch!

Of course the darn tree is still up. I was not in the Christmas mood, but I was ordered by Griszelda Mess that since she was ordered to be here because of "his" family that she wanted the kids to open Christmas morning here and of course she wanted a tree. I relented to he having her way with that, but I thought perhaps they would take it down before they left, but nooo, it's still in there. I thought about just throwing a blanket over it, pitching it in the basement head first, over or taking it outside in the front lawn after debriding the ornaments from it and just plant it! At least I won't have to worry about it drying or needing watering, right? and I can just drag it in for next year! hey, this is Appalachia! I could get away with it.

I hate the job of taking down that crap!

Actually I hate the job of putting up that crap! oh boy, joy, joy, joy, next year, NOT! I told them to just send a card and cash! and that this would not be their Bed & Breakfast next year!

What did Santa bring Queen Blogship? not one damn thing! other then semi peace and quiet when they pulled off and headed out! Amen!

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You should have heard me exclaim as they drove out of sight, Fairy Godmother! You would've thought I'd won the lotto! and to all a good-nite!


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