A Dirty Joke

A man walks into a tattoo parlour, and asks the tattoo artist to tattoo a picture of a hundred dollar bill on his penis.



The tattoo artist, being a sensitive man, refuses, telling the man that it would be too painful to do that.

The man insists on having it done, so the tattoo artist tells him that if he can come up with three good reasons to have it done, then he would do it.

The man tells him, "

#1, "I like to play with my money.

#2, I like to watch my money grow.

and

#3 My wife will blow a hundred bucks everyday!!"

BADA-BOOM !!!!

The Tale of the Little Birdie...

The story goes like this:

One cold and frosty morning in early Spring a young birdie lay on the ground shivering and nearly frozen.

A cow saw him there and decided to help the poor birdie out, and promptly covered him with a huge 'cow pie'.

The defecation, while smelly was also very warm and soon the birdie was singing with all his might. The warmer he got the louder he began to sing.

About this time a coyote, attracted by the singing, jumped out from behind a boulder and snatched the birdie from the pile and quickly devoured him.

The moral of the story is that not everyone who shits on you is your enemy, not everyone that pulls you out of the shit is your friend, and if you are happy in a pile of shit keep your mouth shut !!!!

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I always heard growing up that the more you stir up S-H-I-T, the worse it stinks !!!

A Big Thanks ...

to everybody that dropped by to shake their tailfeathers to the famous James Brown !! I owe the butt graphics to Donuts ... LOL ... Thanks Donuts !!!! I think we should continue the Saturday Night Blog Party and start a tradition here on the Stream !!! Whaddayasay? I'll post a song, and ya'll come on over !! show me whatcha got !! or better yet, we could blog hop to everybody else's blog to see what song is playing Saturday night! It might be interesting to see what is in their CD players! We could shake our tailfeathers all night long!! We could even have a theme ... say, Disco Boogie, this Saturday night. I think that'll be my theme this Saturday night. I'll drop by to see what ya'll post. Ah, come on now, and get your groove on !! "Get down on it Come on and Get down on it If you really want it Get down on it You gotta feel it Get down on it Get down on it, get down on it Come on and Get down on it, baby, baby Get down on it Get down on it Get down on it..." It'll be fun !! See ya'll Saturday night !!! BYOB !!! (missed out the first time? just click 2 at the bottom of the page!) Posted by Bella at 4:21 PM - 2 Comments Comments: >old dog does not post song trix...wahhhh...lol...BC |< << >> >| by BigChris (PM , CC ) on Monday October 23, 2006 @ 4:41 PM (del) Why not ?? I'd love to see your butt gettin' down Saturday night !! |< << >> >| by Bella (PM , CC ) on Monday October 23, 2006

Saturday October 21, 2006

Wow, check this out! the first Saturday Night Blog Fever. Remember when we were lucky just to find a site we could embed music from? Even better we learned how to do it, and as our skills got better, we taught new people, made friends, and had lots of fun doing it. You can thank Donuts for the (!)'s LOL

Are You Shaking Your Tailfeathers to James ??

Ready ? Go !!!!! ( ! ) ( . ) ( ! ) ( . ) ( ! ) ( . ) ( ! ) Come on now !! Strut your stuff, baby !! Shake those tailfeathers !!

Posted by Bella at 8:03 PM - 12 Comments

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Just can't help it! Love it...		|< << >> >|
by Rosie (PM , CC ) on Saturday October 21, 2006 @ 8:13 PM (del)

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Shake it, but don't break it Rosie !!!		|< << >> >|
by Bella (PM , CC ) on Saturday October 21, 2006 @ 8:14 PM (del)

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Bella, great new blog...Love the the music. I have two left feet so I'm sending my friend to dance...and strut his stuff		|< << >> >|
by Bookworm (PM , CC ) on Sunday October 22, 2006 @ 5:45 PM (del)

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Hi Bella, love the new look!		|< << >> >|
by Daisy (PM , CC ) on Sunday October 22, 2006 @ 5:52 PM (del)

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This is really wonderful!		|< << >> >|
by Coloconnect (PM , CC ) on Sunday October 22, 2006 @ 6:05 PM (del)

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by God (PM , CC ) on Sunday October 22, 2006 @ 6:29 PM (del)

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thanks Ms. Daisy !! Have your driver drop you off anytime for tea and a little tailfeather shakin' !!		|< << >> >|
by Bella (PM , CC ) on Sunday October 22, 2006 @ 7:46 PM (del)

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now THAT girl knows how to shake her tail feathers! good one Bella!		|< << >> >|
by Scratch (PM , CC ) on Sunday October 22, 2006 @ 7:55 PM (del)

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Snoop Dog is in the house !! ALLRIGHT !!! That's what we need around here ... a Saturday night blog party !!! What should we call it ? Saturday Night Blog Fever ? Well, come back next Saturday night to "get jiggy with it" ... or just pop back in anytime !!!		|< << >> >|
by Bella (PM , CC ) on Sunday October 22, 2006 @ 7:56 PM (del)

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Nice re-do darlin...BC		|< << >> >|
by BigChris (PM , CC ) on Sunday October 22, 2006 @ 8:02 PM (del)

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Oh yes I likey shaky the tail feather Bella...now I likey more if you show manly manny shaky his tail feather!!!! And if he turny aroundy and shaky his birdie I likey even morey!!		|< << >> >|
by Donuts Are My Life (PM , CC ) on Sunday October 22, 2006 @ 9:28 PM (del)

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Even God loves James Brown and wants to boogie !!!		|< << >> >|
by Bella (PM , CC ) on Monday October 23, 2006

Friday October 20, 2006

Trick or Treat ?






(Ah, this one is cute ! I love bassets!)


Posted by Bella at 8:32 PM - 12 Comments



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Hee hee, yeah they're really cute. Hey it's great to see you and, well, your new blog is GREAT!! Just love it! Welcome back...
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by Rosie (PM , CC ) on Friday October 20, 2006 @ 8:57 PM (del)


Thanks for coming by Rosie !! I'll try to get back to the chats here in a few days.
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by Bella (PM , CC ) on Saturday October 21, 2006 @ 12:41 AM (del)


Hahahaha Bella I love your blog title!!! Oh and the pumpkin butt cartoon was cute! I hope she was not handing out candy corn or Tootsie Rolls kids might be tricked for sure if she did that!!!! Ewwwww.... ok that was way tooo grosssss!

Basset Hounds are cute, but yikes I hate their barks, beagle's barks are pretty bad too, and I am not prejudiced, Siamese cats meows are awful too!!!
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by Donuts Are My Life (PM , CC ) on Saturday October 21, 2006 @ 12:48 AM (del)


ooooooo! It's changed again! Wow it looks GREAT!!
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by Rosie (PM , CC ) on Saturday October 21, 2006 @ 1:35 AM (del)



Donuts !!!! I'm so happy to see ya !!!! Let's shake our tailfeathers to brother James !!!
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by Bella (PM , CC ) on Saturday October 21, 2006 @ 1:04 PM (del)


thanks Rosie !! If you check back often enough it might change again ... LOL ... this one has required work to change the type from a gray you couldn't see to a more visible color, but I'm still working on it !!!
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by Bella (PM , CC ) on Saturday October 21, 2006 @ 1:34 PM (del)


Ok Bella here I go ( ! ) ( . ) ( ! ) ( . ) ( ! ) ( . ) ( ! ) ( . ) ( ! ) ( . )<-- um as that I am not gifted on creating things online that is the best I can do to illustrate me shaking my tail feathers to the wonderful James Brown. I kind of think it works, no? |< << >> >|


by Donuts Are My Life (PM , CC ) on Saturday October 21, 2006 @ 3:05 PM (del)


I loved it so much I'd thought we'd have a little tail-shaking party over here !! you likey ??
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by Bella (PM , CC ) on Saturday October 21, 2006 @ 8:06 PM (del)


I could get used to shaking my tailfeathers on a Saturday night !! LOL ... I think we've started something !!!!
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by Bella (PM , CC ) on Sunday October 22, 2006 @ 7:58 PM (del)


HI THERE BELLA; LONG TIME NO HEAR I LOVED THE "MOONIE" REMEMBER THE SONG "THERE'S A MOON OUT TONIGHT,WOO WOO WOOOOO"
BUT WITH THIS ONE WE CAN ADD THE LINE "WOOO WOO WOOOO WHAT A SIGHT!
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JUST THOUGHT I STOP BY T0 SAY HI
YOUR FRIEND
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by FROM MY VIEW (PM , CC ) on Monday October 23, 2006 @ 10:12 PM (del)


Glad you stopped by, Big Dean. Come on back next Saturday Night and shake your tailfeathers !!!
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by Bella (PM , CC ) on Tuesday October 24, 2006 @ 2:22 PM (del)


HEY HEY BELLA! YEAH, I WILL BE THERE!
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THAT'S WHY THIS GUY IS KIND OF LAUGHING
THINKING ABOUT ME SHAKING MY (BOOTY) FEATHERS, HE SAYS "WATCH OUT YOU MIGHT THINK THERE'S A "EARTHQUAKE GOING ON"
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by FROM MY VIEW (PM , CC ) on Thursday October 26, 2006 @ 2:06 PM (del)




Don't Hit Your Husband in Wal-Mart ..


Even if he's got a girlfriend and you guys get into it while shopping at Wal-Mart !!!! I just typed this report about this lady who did just that and the police showed up to arrest her.

Apparently someone called them, it doesn't say who, and the police told her that she had two options:

(A) go to the local hospital for mental evaluation, or
(B) go to jail.

Well, what would you do ??

When she reported to the ER, her chief complaint was depression. NO KIDDING !!! I'm thinking to myself, if he's got a girlfriend and cheating on her I can understand why she is depressed. On the other hand, why didn't she just kick his rearend to the curb instead of tolerating this type of behavior from him ? If I were her, I would have at least waited until I was out of public view before I bitch-slapped him around!!!

I just don't understand why people show their butt in public or air their dirty laundry making spectacles out of themselves.

till next time.

Posted by Bella at 12:22 PM - 3 Comments



Comments:

Agrees Bella, keeps my dirty laundry at home, most of the time, lol, lovesssss your new blog but yes can I borrow your equipment, lol, though I have my own but thanks for the offer. Bella has equipment huh , be well.


Philip
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by HOUSE RAVENSFIRE (PM , CC ) on Sunday October 22, 2006 @ 5:21 PM (del)


and I thought you liked Vanilla ice cream ...
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by Bella (PM , CC ) on Monday October 23, 2006 @ 4:43 PM (del)


Another reason NOT to shop at Wal-Mart. No free entertainment or potential Jerry Springer-style outbreaks.
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by MrOrnery1851 (PM , CC ) on Monday October 23, 2006 @ 6:16 PM (del)

Thursday October 19, 2006

Bella's Gotta Brand New Blog!

The Music Lover In Me ...

I love it that we bloggers can now put music on our blogs !! I enjoy visiting around and posting a few myself. Needs more Cowbell is an awesome site. Not unlike a lot of you out there, I have always loved different kinds of music, and love exploring new stuff. I'm not sure about this stuff I ran across tonight though called professional murder music ... LOL ... I also tried to expose my kids to all types of music while they were growing up, and they pretty much have well rounded tastes. Even my granddaughter, who is 4 loves to "bang" on my piano, but the only requirement I have is that she sings along with it. She loves to be the performer, and who knows? She might just excel at it one of these days. I just let her explore and try to surprise me with a little melody. Perhaps she'll be the next generation piano player in the family !! (neither of my 3 were interested) Speaking of which, did I tell you all I had children when I was just a mere child myself?

I love playing the piano myself, it relaxes me ... sometimes I can work out my moods on it. I love playing classical more than anything else. Mozart, Beethoven, Tchaikowsky, Rachmanihoff, and lots of others (don't think those last two are spelled right). I would love to find someone to teach me another style of piano playing ... latin, perhaps, or better yet learn classical guitar. Perhaps I should stick with the piano ... and just brush back up altogether !! I never said I was a great pianist, but hey, I can get through a candlelit Moonlight Sonata in my nightgown !! Gosh that just sent me down memory lane.

and speaking of nightgown, it's about time for me to sign off and slip in it!!

say goodnight, Gracie

Posted by Bella at 10:40 PM - 3 Comments

Comments: Bella in a nightgown now I am all worked up!!!! How did you get your blog to look so cool please help		|< << >> >|
by Zappa Fan (PM , CC ) on Thursday October 19, 2006 @ 10:46 PM (del)

I added this comment to a October 19th post...did you get it... you can email me......dbenson002@triad.rr.com		|< << >> >|
by Totally Ass Backwards (PM , CC ) on Saturday February 2, 2008 @ 3:10 PM (del)

Yes, I got it Tab!

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by Bella (PM , CC ) on Friday May 30, 2008 @ 8:08 PM (del)

My First Blog Post

Hi everybody. I guess you could say I'm starting over. I didn't want you all to think I had deserted the Stream. I really like it here and missed ya'll. I had to develop a brand new email account and burn the bridge behind me, so to speak. I'm usually very careful, and at first wondered why, or how, or even who, but it really wasn't that important to know the details. I don't exactly where the leak was to begin with. Out of curiosity, I did a search of my online screen name on Google and it came up with me having an account at Blogstream, and with that my online identity in plain sight. Well, there you go ... so much for privacy !!! I did use that box for "junk" mail really, not for real personal business, but it just became an annoyance I could do without !! Could one call that cyberstalking ?? LOL

Anyway, I'm back and like the song, Papa's Got a Brand New Bag ...

Well ~ Bella's Gotta Brand New Blog !! and I'm inviting all my rowdy friends back over !! Ya'll come back now, ya'hear?

Posted by Bella at 12:11 PM - 4 Comments

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Hey Bella! I don't think I met you from before, I'm new here..but WELCOME BACK!		|< << >> >|
by Jessalynn (PM , CC ) on Thursday October 19, 2006 @ 12:27 PM (del)

Thanks for stopping bye and welcome to the Stream yourself !!!		|< << >> >|
by Bella (PM , CC ) on Thursday October 19, 2006 @ 1:44 PM (del)

Hi Bella, I am not sure what exactly you are referring to but I am glad you are OK and back. Sorry to hear that you had a problem and I hope you are having a much more Peaceful time now. Best wishes, Prank		|< << >> >|
by Prank (PM , CC ) on Thursday October 19, 2006 @ 5:16 PM (del)

Hi Prank, Always a pleasure to have you stop by !! and I hope your transition to the East Coast is coming along smoothly.		|< << >> >|
by Bella (PM , CC ) on Saturday October 21, 2006 @ 2:54 PM (del)