In small town, Mayberry, U.S.A, a patrolman was making his evening rounds.
As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a car.
He stopped and inquired as to why they were sitting there in the car.
Excuse me Ladies, surely you gals weren't trying to steal this car were you?
"Heavens no, officer, we bought it."
"Then why haven't you drive it away?"
"We can't drive."
"Well for goodness sakes why did you buy it?"
"We were told that if we bought a used car here we'd get screwed, so we're just waiting."
(yeah, yeah, I know it was bad!goodgrief)
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