Do I look a little bored? I found these while out surfing, being bored as a gourd! Away message:To be continued...
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I'm spinning in my new expensive office chair. So I'm away... Now I'm back... Away again... Back!.. And away..
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Gone crazy. Be back soon.
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If you can guess what I'm doing I'll give you a cookie.
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Sorry I'm not here right now, I'm lost in thought and seeing as it's unfamiliar territory I might be gone for a while.
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- Computer $1000
- Internet subscription $30 a month
- MSN Messenger $0
- Keeping you busy with this away message: PRICELESS
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Just try to lick your elbow while I'm gone.
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I'm walking my goldfish. Be right back.
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I'm not at home. In fact, I'm watching you... right now. Why are you smiling?
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Hello from the Community of the Insane Asylum! We are sorry to announce that the occupant of this screen name is not here right now. They are currently rocking to-and-fro in a straight jacket, in a padded room. Please leave a message and they will get back to you as soon as they have regained sanity. Which may take quite a while, but we hope that you care enough about them to wait.
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I can't talk on the computer now, so if, well, actually, I CAN talk on the computer now, I mean, like, I'm at the computer NOW, writing this message, but I'm doing this NOW, while you're reading it LATER, except for you I guess it's NOW, like, when you're reading it... I mean, like, wait, gosh. This is so confusing.
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I ' m a l i t t l e s p a c e d o u t r i g h t n o w , b e b a c k w h e n I ' m a l l t o g e t h e r!
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I have been temporarily distracted by a shiny object.
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I'm on a mission to save the world (I can't believe they trusted me with this).
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Only fools leave away messages.
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I'm not here right now, if you'd like to reach me on my cell phone, buy me a cell phone.
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I'll be back before you can pronounce abcudfffuligy acumrtnackd fingyh
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Hi, this is No One, and No One is here right now, so No One will be back soon.
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People that scan away messages for entertainment are pathetic. Let me know if you find any good ones.
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Don't Worry, I dont know where I am either.
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Sorry, I'm not here right now. Feel free to talk to the computer as long as you like. I'll get back to you later.
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Did you know by reading this message you have wasted 14 seconds of your life?
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Don't you hate it when people leave away messages that don't tell where they are or when they'll be back?
I love these.
ReplyDeletePeople may be more creative when they're not here than when they are!