la vida es bella: Too funny ...

Too funny ...

Yep, I'm a snooty patootie!

You know, I almost forgot I had this namesake blog at Blogstream. I think since I've had to revamp this blog and breathe new life into it, I think I'll bring whatever posts I had on this blogstream one since it was more or less an infant over there and close it over there once and for all! I just couldn't resist this after a little comment by one of my favorite bloggers~!

I could call this blog The Blogstream Sleeze! I mean Sneeze! couldn't I? about the goings on and nose-blowing in the underground of Blogstream's currents. Well now, that might be an interesting concept, and I might need to hire some informants! to go where no blogger has gone before ... to dig up the smut and the fakes! yikes and even today a blogger over there that used to be named Gary is now blogging as "Jerry," but at least he acknowledges he has multiple personalities and is in therapy, which is more than I can say for a few bloggers over there, who still need it!

So, how cheap are yuns willing to work? Ah, come on, where's your sense of adventure?

I know, I know, I'm such the bad girl but I just can't help it. I'm easily amused what can I say.

and while I'm at it, oh never mind that one! LOL

8 comments:

Jo ~July 8, 2008 at 12:24 PM
well, let's see Sherry, if I can leave a comment this way?
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SherryJuly 8, 2008 at 3:19 PM
You can't use the comment at the botttom feature with this template? How boring.
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Jo ~July 8, 2008 at 5:43 PM
Sherry,

I think I have to put an actual code in this template, as it will not work just by changing the settings. I might get a few minutes to work on this tonight.
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Jo ~July 8, 2008 at 5:55 PM
I think I fixed it Sherry!
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SherryJuly 8, 2008 at 7:48 PM
Well, success is yours apparently. Just don't murder it again. LOL
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Jo ~July 8, 2008 at 10:31 PM
okay, I'll try not to murder it! but aren't you impressed that I imported all my old posts from la vida es bella? it took me a bit to figure out how to do it, but I'm quite the nerd, aren't I?

and now, finally a comment section that works and is pleasing to the eye!
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SherryJuly 9, 2008 at 12:48 PM
Oh yeah, quite the nerd. So nerdy ya screwed up one blog beyond repair. LOL. I'm still laffin about that one I tell ya. Blog murderer!
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Jo ~July 9, 2008 at 6:02 PM
yep, that's me ... The Blog Murderer~!
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hi there. being a Quality Analyst for a medical transcription company doesn't have too many perks except an occasional ROFLMAO at some typos or Speech Recognition (SR) boo-boos I find on nearly a daily basis...

SR Drafted: "The patient is currently single and is in a sedating relationship."

Dictated: The patient is currently single and is in a dating relationship. (I need one of those!) :)

MT typed that this female patient is vulvar aggressive. (and you thought PMS was bad...LOL!) Yep even you can be a vulvar aggressive female, if you're a female that is! haha! (actually dictated as verbal aggression)

The Pt will need to have cereal H&Hs...haha! should be serial H&Hs (hemoglobin and hematocrits)

He spoke in cartoon voices in an attempt to be humerus.

"The patient is in for followup of her solitary right kitty" ...WTF?

"The patient was playing with an eye pad during therapy."

skitsofrenic...? wow! now here's a good speller!

he had disheveled snow ...dictated as he had to shovel snow

The patient has a pet grandog named Porky... dictated as "groundhog" hahaha!! cracked me up!

This gentleman continues to do a support job with regards to using CPAP. ...dictated as superb job!

The patient is allergic to poison IV. hahaha!

"The patient reports she can barely hold onto her steering will."

We did a 24-hour tracking of eyes and nose. Dictated as...We did a 24-hour tracking of I&Os.

Once the strain gets going, he can urinate fairly well. Dictated as...Once the stream gets going, he can urinate fairly well.

"The patient works as a valley parker at The Cancer Center."

When patient was asked who Marie Curie was, "I think she's a famous hooker!"

The patient had a creme-filled filter placed!
(should have been a Greenfield filter, done for clots, circulation issues).

We did recheck a basic embolic pain yesterday, and this does reveal slight elevation in the creatinine to 1.4. *should be a basic metabolic panel*

She has a hobby of doing prostitute? say what? the doctor dictated She has a hobby of doing cross-stitching...LOL...that's pretty far out!

...Patient was alert and unresponsive.

...Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized. (I don't care who ya are, that's funny!)

...Examination reveals a well-developed male lying in bed with his family in no distress.

...I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.

...While in the emergency room, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.

...She is numb from her toes down. (surely you don't have to think about this one!)

...The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

...Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.

...When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.

...Discharge status: Alive but without permission.

with rest and paint thinners he states he is feeling better...LOL...since when does paint thinners sound like pain killers? ha! I suppose if you huff enough paint thinner you might feel better!

Can somebody tell me what a splenic fracture is? good gravy Mabel!

for more bloopers, see blog page In The World of Transcription under the heading "The Real Smut Stuff"

On My Radio

The air is cool, the colors fade, the long arm of night grows with a looming shade. Only small sparkles fill the sky, Where sounds of wings, blow on by. Yes this is a time to open ones mind, letting all in, yet sinking away..... Come all, let us play...

I love my music, all kinds, except hard heavy metal and bad rap, and I'm not a country fan at heart.

I am a sucker for good music quotes. I found this quote on REFLECTIONS blog, and I think it is great! "I have my own particular sorrows, loves, delights; and you have yours.

But sorrow, gladness, yearning, hope, love, belong to all of us, in all times and in all places.

Music is the only means whereby we feel these emotions in their universality."

~H.A. Overstreet

I found another great quote about music on a blog called "At The Starting Gate." It's fabulous!

Music is an expression that all can embrace, interpret, and feel. It is an expression that will never die and will constantly be created and twisted into enjoyable melodic prose.

Music is like an antidote, it helps reduce stress, it is what I can depend on when many things in life are not trustworthy.

Music is my sanity and my passion; a way to escape the physical world and express ideas and emotions. Music is a link to my dreams which helps me to relax, visualize and create.

Music is love, devotion, precise, discipline, and adoration and it brings me closer to God.

la vida es bella

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