Happy Thanksgiving,

You wild bunch of turkeys!

gobble-gobble

Why did the turkey cross the road?

cause it was the dang chicken's day off ... what else!


What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?

Liberty, equality and bad aim for all~!

What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?

If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

I know cheesey and deep fried, but not overdone! 

Have a nice Thanksgiving ya'll.

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Jerkoffs...Slackers...Lazies...

Make that asshole(S)! plural!

Did I get my car back as promised?!

NO~!!!

Why?

Because they are a bunch of lying assholes quite frankly!

Just one long irritating thorn in my a$$ for a few months now! My regular mechanic, Walter, out of the blue called me early Wednesday morning. He said, "Tell me you got your car back..." When I told him "No" and what they had promised me that week come Monday (which was a vehicle to drive) plus guaranteed I would have my car...even though I couldn't see his face I knew Walter was pissed off royally. Walter is not equipped to put a motor in that's why these other guys had my car. He knows that they have been jerking me around way too long despite my phone calls to them. He said he was even out there at one point and my car was still just sitting there. This is after a big fat lie they told me they had it in the garage!

Walter then informs me, "I will personally guarantee that you have your car back Monday one way or the other..."

What this means exactly I still don't know, I'm hoping this means that Walter himself is going out there to supervise these assholes and oversee the process from start to actual finish, and I will finally get what I paid for.

However, my fear is that my car is going to be delivered by a tow truck and I will be out eleven hundred bucks for absolutely frickin' nothing. Do I think they would return my money? Hellll no, not without a fight! I've had nothing since August. No working car. No satisfaction in dealing with these Human A$$holes and lying is just one more service they offer up besides being lazy and/or perhaps incompetent in their skills to get 'er done?!

This is just one situation I have been dealing with.

The other is an incompetent lawyer who is supposed to be handling a personal matter for me since October of 2008. Yes, you heard me right. Gawwwwddddd I hate this place. I cannot get any satisfaction on this either. Supposedly the order is laying on the Judge's desk to be signed. I told the guy who answered the phone Friday, of which I know is not HIS fault, he is just an investigator, but I told him, "Do you know how many times I have heard that story? in the last year?" Bills get passed in Congress quicker, I swear! "You tell that A$$hole to call me back." Of course I got no phone call, that's no frickin surprise! I am about ready to sue that lawyer and the slackoff car Assholes too! Talk about going all redneck, I am to that point! hahaha!

and what do you get out of the deal?! I don't know, thanks for listening.

clouds in my coffee...

What religion is your bra? ... I found my laugh of the day, here.     and here.

somewhere i have never travelled, gladly beyond

any experience,your eyes have their silence:

in your most frail gesture are things which enclose me,

or which i cannot touch because they are too near

your slightest look easily will unclose me

though i have closed myself as fingers,

you open always petal by petal myself as Spring opens

(touching skilfully,mysteriously)her first rose

or if your wish be to close me,i and

my life will shut very beautifully,suddenly,

as when the heart of this flower imagines

the snow carefully everywhere descending;

nothing which we are to perceive in this world equals

the power of your intense fragility: whose texture

compels me with the color of its countries,

rendering death and forever with each breathing.

(i do not know what it is about you that closes

and opens;only something in me understands

the voice of your eyes is deeper than all roses)

nobody,not even the rain,has such small hands

ee cummings

love his work, don't you? 

The notion of romance,
at once a tender dream
though now fleeting with time,
has found absence with age.

I am prone now to sing to listening winds
that have no desire for such things
that wound and scar heart and flesh
with their leavings...taking pieces
of precious and bleeding hope.

I wander in my own footprints.
I lay my head upon my own pillow,
knowing it is free of tears and I seek only
sleep now, on long and quiet nights.

Christmas Shopping with Bella...

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What goes in must come out. It's that simple, right?

But what does it all mean?!?



and if you enjoyed that series...bwahaha



This Christmas, Bloggers...give the gift of potty-time reading material...

better than Sears-Roebuck...

or a gift for the butthole who has everything?

order yours today, don't delay!
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(arentutheleastbitcurious?)

Sunday Night Fairy Tales...

Here is a fairy tale for yuns told by Archie Campbell. Its hilarious!

how about a few twisted nursery rhymes?

Little Jack Horner sat in his corner

eatin' his pork and beans

He ate 30 cans and woofed down some yams

And his britches split apart at the seams!

A confused young lady named Alice

Used a dynamite stick as a phallus

They found her vagina in South Carolina

And bits of her tits were in Dallas!

Mary had a little lamb,

a little pork, a little ham,

a little egg, a little toast,

some pickles and a great big roast,

an ice cream soda topped with fizz,

and man, how sick our Mary is!

Jack & Jill went up the hill
to smoke a little leaf.
Jack got high, pulled down his fly,
and Jill said, "Where's the beef?"

Mary had a little lamb,

Her father shot it dead.

Now it goes to school with her,

Between two hunks of bread.

Georgie Porgie puddin’ and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, he's funny that way.

yeah, yeah, I know they're sick, found 'em online but funny! 

It's Saturday Night...

Ever had a blue lagoon marguerita?  I used to love a good Amaretta sour but I found there were few who could make it taste right, too much mix, or they'd get the liquor mixed up, and it wouldn't even be right! Nothing like paying a high price for a drink and it suck! The thing to do is stay home, gather up supplies, and make up your own recipe! With the price of going out with a few friends for cocktails can be quite an expensive proposition anymore, I would say most people prefer to stay home and experiment, that fits my budget! I am not above a Crown & Coke occasionally either!

A Recipe for a Blue Marguerita:

1 teaspoon coarse salt
4 ounces Tequilla
2 ounces Triple Sec
2 ounces freshly-squeezed lime juice
2 ounces blue Curacaco
2 teaspoons superfine sugar
2 (1/4-inch) slices star fruit for garnish (optional)
1 lime, cut into wedges

Fill a cocktail shaker halfway with ice.

Place Tequilla, Triple Sec, lime juice, blue Curacaco, and sugar in the shaker; shake hard for 30 seconds.

Fill the prepared glasses with ice cubes. Strain the Blue Margarita into the salt-rimmed margarita glasses. Garnish each with a slice of star fruit or a lime wedge.

NOTE: To create a salt-rimmed glass, take a lemon or lime wedge and rub the drinking surface of the glass so it is barely moist. Dip the edge of the glass into coarse or Kosher salt.

Makes 2 serving. I much prefer this marguerita than the other and that salt ring you can leave off for me!  I was never a big marguerita fan myself, but this one is delicious!

and here's a video on what you need and how to do it, just for you, Mom on Spin!

Blue Lagoon Margarita Cocktail Recipe

Perhaps you would prefer to sip slowly and feel  this Velvet Hammer pet your lips and mind.

30 ml (or approx 2 tablespoons) Cointreau (an orange liqueur)
30 ml coffee liqueur (I use Kahlua)
30 ml cream
Shake, and throw it in a cocktail glass.


Anyway, hope you enjoyed the nice weather out today. Should you be looking for me, more than likely I'm listening to tunes, relaxing, and lounging here. 

Come on over.