Jerkoffs...Slackers...Lazies...

Make that asshole(S)! plural!

Did I get my car back as promised?!

NO~!!!

Why?

Because they are a bunch of lying assholes quite frankly!

Just one long irritating thorn in my a$$ for a few months now! My regular mechanic, Walter, out of the blue called me early Wednesday morning. He said, "Tell me you got your car back..." When I told him "No" and what they had promised me that week come Monday (which was a vehicle to drive) plus guaranteed I would have my car...even though I couldn't see his face I knew Walter was pissed off royally. Walter is not equipped to put a motor in that's why these other guys had my car. He knows that they have been jerking me around way too long despite my phone calls to them. He said he was even out there at one point and my car was still just sitting there. This is after a big fat lie they told me they had it in the garage!

Walter then informs me, "I will personally guarantee that you have your car back Monday one way or the other..."

What this means exactly I still don't know, I'm hoping this means that Walter himself is going out there to supervise these assholes and oversee the process from start to actual finish, and I will finally get what I paid for.

However, my fear is that my car is going to be delivered by a tow truck and I will be out eleven hundred bucks for absolutely frickin' nothing. Do I think they would return my money? Hellll no, not without a fight! I've had nothing since August. No working car. No satisfaction in dealing with these Human A$$holes and lying is just one more service they offer up besides being lazy and/or perhaps incompetent in their skills to get 'er done?!

This is just one situation I have been dealing with.

The other is an incompetent lawyer who is supposed to be handling a personal matter for me since October of 2008. Yes, you heard me right. Gawwwwddddd I hate this place. I cannot get any satisfaction on this either. Supposedly the order is laying on the Judge's desk to be signed. I told the guy who answered the phone Friday, of which I know is not HIS fault, he is just an investigator, but I told him, "Do you know how many times I have heard that story? in the last year?" Bills get passed in Congress quicker, I swear! "You tell that A$$hole to call me back." Of course I got no phone call, that's no frickin surprise! I am about ready to sue that lawyer and the slackoff car Assholes too! Talk about going all redneck, I am to that point! hahaha!

and what do you get out of the deal?! I don't know, thanks for listening.

Open Mouth, Insert Scream!

and loud Rock-N-Roll!

I am feeling a little on the grouchy side. I have had a most trying day, my shoulders are hurting, my bank account is bent, and I still don't have my car back.

and if that's not enough...

I haven't had any good lovins'...since I don't know when~

I think it all started when I woke up...and it went to hell from there. My only salvation is that tomorrow is Friday, at least some things will end.

Yes, today in the world of QA control it seems I lost all control. I was given a bunch of ob/gyn reports from a guy in Bumfucked, Egypt to decipher, like I know any in depth ob/gyn terminology. Not to mention, the roster sheets (the one with the names of the patients on them were inside outside upside down 7 pages of hell! to go through just to find a patient name)! Of course then you have to make sure you have the proper roster date pulled up!

He stutters, he stammers, God only knows what he wants, but I just want to choke him, and of course I'm frustrated that I can't pick up some of what he says either partly because of my inexperience with ob/gyn reports.   I can tell you right now that this is a complicated area, the "female" terminology. I have only typed a handful of ob/gyn reports, which were basically discharge summaries which included some terminology, but not a lot. I don't know what brand name clamps they use for a pap smear, even though I get them (yes, my ob/gyn is actually the last guy that played the star spangled banner way down in Dixie)...but I sure felt my BP go up!

I am thinking if you want me to QA ob/gyn reports, don't you think I should get some experience with the terminology first?! Like give me some warning that on so-so date we would like you to try proofing ob/gyn and/or provide with me exam normals and materials to review beforehand that includes a lot of terminology so I can familiarize myself with it?  I get nothing, no warning, no real samples.  I hate feeling deficient and without the proper tools to do a good job. Let's just say it was very frustrating, and I was not a happy camper. 

and if that classical tune plays one more time, I am going to kill it. In fact, I will go clamp that off directly with an Allis clamp!

Bring back the rock-n-roll, and make it loud to drown out my grumpiness.