la vida es bella: life In lower class management....

life In lower class management....

Some days I could just "take this job and shove it..."

walk my ass to the welfare office and sign up...

for a check and food stamps...

coz some days the pay don't equal the stress...of...

trying to keep track of 15 people online,

manage the workload,

cover production with absent people or those on vacation,
deal with production/system issues, upper class management, client complaints, independent contractors who don't have to give you squat-ass notice, other employees and supervisors, conduct audits, keep a paperwork trail...

a girl can become easily overwhelemed...

but we have a new management filing system in place...

dont'cha love it? hahahaha! Is there no one out there to take me away from all this madness?! apply within the sheets, please!

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TABApril 20, 2011 at 5:55 PM
Howbout (madeupword) some cheese to go with that whine.....LMAO......

I hear McDonald's and Wal-Mart are hiring worldwide..so give up the stress and strain and learn the following:

"Welcome to (fill in the blank) ... may I take your order".
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Jo ~April 20, 2011 at 5:59 PM
@TAB

Yep, I could be a Wal-Mart greeter, that's it! No flippin' burgers, none of that shit!
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SherryApril 20, 2011 at 6:36 PM
In my state, if you own your own home, Welfare takes it to cover the pittance they allow you. I'll work thanks. Even if it's stressful.
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AnonymousApril 21, 2011 at 12:05 AM
Oh dear - work is just another four-letter word for stress at times. And then again, at other times, it's fun!

Good to see you are still around! I like your new white look on the blog.

Take care and let's try to keep in touch more often...
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Jo ~April 21, 2011 at 12:21 PM
@Sherry

of course I'd rather work too and I love my job most days...its just those long dayssssss...LOL

If they did that in every state, Sherry, people might think twice before they sign up for that stuff.
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Jo ~April 21, 2011 at 12:35 PM
@ladyfi

hey Lady Fi, yep, still kickin'...love your new photoblog, its great!
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AnonymousApril 21, 2011 at 11:23 PM
Maybe I should just send over some batteries and a bottle of bourbon.
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Jo ~April 22, 2011 at 4:51 PM
Skinny,

that's a great idea!
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hi there. being a Quality Analyst for a medical transcription company doesn't have too many perks except an occasional ROFLMAO at some typos or Speech Recognition (SR) boo-boos I find on nearly a daily basis...

SR Drafted: "The patient is currently single and is in a sedating relationship."

Dictated: The patient is currently single and is in a dating relationship. (I need one of those!) :)

MT typed that this female patient is vulvar aggressive. (and you thought PMS was bad...LOL!) Yep even you can be a vulvar aggressive female, if you're a female that is! haha! (actually dictated as verbal aggression)

The Pt will need to have cereal H&Hs...haha! should be serial H&Hs (hemoglobin and hematocrits)

He spoke in cartoon voices in an attempt to be humerus.

"The patient is in for followup of her solitary right kitty" ...WTF?

"The patient was playing with an eye pad during therapy."

skitsofrenic...? wow! now here's a good speller!

he had disheveled snow ...dictated as he had to shovel snow

The patient has a pet grandog named Porky... dictated as "groundhog" hahaha!! cracked me up!

This gentleman continues to do a support job with regards to using CPAP. ...dictated as superb job!

The patient is allergic to poison IV. hahaha!

"The patient reports she can barely hold onto her steering will."

We did a 24-hour tracking of eyes and nose. Dictated as...We did a 24-hour tracking of I&Os.

Once the strain gets going, he can urinate fairly well. Dictated as...Once the stream gets going, he can urinate fairly well.

"The patient works as a valley parker at The Cancer Center."

When patient was asked who Marie Curie was, "I think she's a famous hooker!"

The patient had a creme-filled filter placed!
(should have been a Greenfield filter, done for clots, circulation issues).

We did recheck a basic embolic pain yesterday, and this does reveal slight elevation in the creatinine to 1.4. *should be a basic metabolic panel*

She has a hobby of doing prostitute? say what? the doctor dictated She has a hobby of doing cross-stitching...LOL...that's pretty far out!

...Patient was alert and unresponsive.

...Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized. (I don't care who ya are, that's funny!)

...Examination reveals a well-developed male lying in bed with his family in no distress.

...I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.

...While in the emergency room, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.

...She is numb from her toes down. (surely you don't have to think about this one!)

...The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

...Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.

...When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.

...Discharge status: Alive but without permission.

with rest and paint thinners he states he is feeling better...LOL...since when does paint thinners sound like pain killers? ha! I suppose if you huff enough paint thinner you might feel better!

Can somebody tell me what a splenic fracture is? good gravy Mabel!

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The air is cool, the colors fade, the long arm of night grows with a looming shade. Only small sparkles fill the sky, Where sounds of wings, blow on by. Yes this is a time to open ones mind, letting all in, yet sinking away..... Come all, let us play...

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I am a sucker for good music quotes. I found this quote on REFLECTIONS blog, and I think it is great! "I have my own particular sorrows, loves, delights; and you have yours.

But sorrow, gladness, yearning, hope, love, belong to all of us, in all times and in all places.

Music is the only means whereby we feel these emotions in their universality."

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Music is an expression that all can embrace, interpret, and feel. It is an expression that will never die and will constantly be created and twisted into enjoyable melodic prose.

Music is like an antidote, it helps reduce stress, it is what I can depend on when many things in life are not trustworthy.

Music is my sanity and my passion; a way to escape the physical world and express ideas and emotions. Music is a link to my dreams which helps me to relax, visualize and create.

Music is love, devotion, precise, discipline, and adoration and it brings me closer to God.

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