well, the only prank I got today was one of my employees who came on line. He said, I'm really sick today and I can't work. I was like OMGawd. I was down 2 people yesterday, and now one of my best and most productive is sick, and on a Friday?
He comes back with "April Fools!!!!" I gotcha!
Yes, he did, and for that little prank, he was worked like a little slave boy! ha!
today, I love my job, its Friday and I'm done. I'm so thankful this week is over! How about ya'll?
Any pranks pulled on ya today?
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To Exercise or Not To Exercise...that is the question...LOL
- It is well documented that for every mile that you jog, you add one minute to your life. This enables you, at age 85, to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5,000 per month.
- My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60. She is now 97 and we don't know where the hell she is. hahaha!
- The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
- I joined a health club last year, spent about $400. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.
- I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I am doing.
- I don't exercise at all. If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.
- I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
- I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them?!
- The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
- If you are going to try cross country skiing, start with a small country.
- I don't jog - it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.
Bella:
ReplyDeleteI would rather die early in life than to gain a minute of life for each mile I jog. Now give me an hour for each minute, and I might reconsider. :)
So don't jog. I am ordered to take a half hour walk 5 days a week. Got my trusty hiking pole today and will begin to follow orders in a day or so. LOL.
ReplyDeleteAt least I don't have to worry about speed, I took pics with my cell phone and showed her where I was going to walk. Which is why she advised a hiking pole, it's hilly terrain along the side of the road, but there's lots to see. Ummm, of course I took the pic of the steepest hill, which is in the other direction from where I'll be walking. There's 3 smaller ones on the road I live on, so I will be kept occupied and aerobicized enough thanks. :D
I liked #8 the best. Good stuff.
ReplyDeleteHappy April Fools' Day - belatedly. But to me every day is...
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