Here's a few jokes for yuns...

~A Perfect Couple~

Next door to me, a young man lives above his elderly landlady. 

He has his share of wild parties and she goes to bed early, 

but they get along just fine.

I asked him how they make it work.

"I take out her garbage in the morning," he said, "and she takes out her hearing aids at night."

.......

Little 5-year-old Johnny is learning to read.

He points at a picture in a zoo book and says,
"Look Mama! It's a frickin' elephant!"

Deep breath ... Come again? ... "What did you call it?"

"It's a frickin' elephant! It says so on the picture!"

and so it does ...

"A f r i c a n Elephant"

Hooked on phonics!!! Ain't it wonderful?

.....

A boy asked his mother the following question:

"Mom, why are wedding dresses white?"

His mom looked at her son and replied:

"Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."

The son, not quite sure of his mother's answer, goes off to double check this with his father.

He asks him: Dad, why are wedding dresses white?"

The father looks at his son in surprise, and says:

"Son, all household appliances come in white."

    

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