la vida es bella: Countdown To Slavedom

Countdown To Slavedom

I cannot believe that having four days off work is nearly over and Monday is approaching quickly, ick, but the great news is the New Year is approaching, and for me a big debt is off my shoulders! On the work front, it is going to be a madhouse and then to be off Friday again?

I have been proofing a new client, only to realize that there are two doctors who are using the same name, one is very foreign, the other one isn't, but both use the same template, and on the template header which is customized it has the last name spelled differently than what the signature line says, so I'm thoroughly confused; however, I passed along my observations so that the acct. rep can clarify this particular mess!

I have to say that on Wednesday I really didn't have a clue we were totally off on Thursday; of course I knew we were off on Friday. I was thinking we were supposed to work a full Thursday, but I was thrilled to learn that it was a paid day off too (but I volunteered to work 4 hours to help out)! Now this next Thursday is probably not a paid day off, New Year's Eve, but it should be, don't you think?!

I would have taken a week's vacation which I had but I cashed it in to pay off a dental debt! So glad that's over, so the ex can't hound me anymore about it, not about his child support since the teen lives with him, but hark! I also paid up any child support until June 2010, so his ass is paid off, papers were signed, and he just needs to go fark himself! His money bank stops here, now he's trying to badger me for college money. The teen hasn't even graduated from high school yet, and should I be able to help her financially I would, but he acts like he has to control it. Her grandparents left 'our' daughter a sizable account for college expenses. Good Lord, does he not think the teen who will be 18 still needs his supervision and financial management? Who made him Lord and Master? uh...yeah...I think he's kinda sad he can't bother me anymore and he knows it! Just for the record, this man has been a thorn in my side for 10 years, finally its over, another reason the holidays were so special to me!

Got plans for New Years? I am going to have friends over on New Years, play some cards or something, and get snookered! too bad the gardener is in Florida! it could be quite memorable!

by the way, if you guys haven't checked out SVR (gone but never forgotten) at The Lounge, click here.

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LegalMistJanuary 12, 2010 at 11:26 AM
The link to SVR doesn't seem to be working, which is too bad, since I was curious...
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hi there. being a Quality Analyst for a medical transcription company doesn't have too many perks except an occasional ROFLMAO at some typos or Speech Recognition (SR) boo-boos I find on nearly a daily basis...

SR Drafted: "The patient is currently single and is in a sedating relationship."

Dictated: The patient is currently single and is in a dating relationship. (I need one of those!) :)

MT typed that this female patient is vulvar aggressive. (and you thought PMS was bad...LOL!) Yep even you can be a vulvar aggressive female, if you're a female that is! haha! (actually dictated as verbal aggression)

The Pt will need to have cereal H&Hs...haha! should be serial H&Hs (hemoglobin and hematocrits)

He spoke in cartoon voices in an attempt to be humerus.

"The patient is in for followup of her solitary right kitty" ...WTF?

"The patient was playing with an eye pad during therapy."

skitsofrenic...? wow! now here's a good speller!

he had disheveled snow ...dictated as he had to shovel snow

The patient has a pet grandog named Porky... dictated as "groundhog" hahaha!! cracked me up!

This gentleman continues to do a support job with regards to using CPAP. ...dictated as superb job!

The patient is allergic to poison IV. hahaha!

"The patient reports she can barely hold onto her steering will."

We did a 24-hour tracking of eyes and nose. Dictated as...We did a 24-hour tracking of I&Os.

Once the strain gets going, he can urinate fairly well. Dictated as...Once the stream gets going, he can urinate fairly well.

"The patient works as a valley parker at The Cancer Center."

When patient was asked who Marie Curie was, "I think she's a famous hooker!"

The patient had a creme-filled filter placed!
(should have been a Greenfield filter, done for clots, circulation issues).

We did recheck a basic embolic pain yesterday, and this does reveal slight elevation in the creatinine to 1.4. *should be a basic metabolic panel*

She has a hobby of doing prostitute? say what? the doctor dictated She has a hobby of doing cross-stitching...LOL...that's pretty far out!

...Patient was alert and unresponsive.

...Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized. (I don't care who ya are, that's funny!)

...Examination reveals a well-developed male lying in bed with his family in no distress.

...I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.

...While in the emergency room, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.

...She is numb from her toes down. (surely you don't have to think about this one!)

...The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

...Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.

...When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.

...Discharge status: Alive but without permission.

with rest and paint thinners he states he is feeling better...LOL...since when does paint thinners sound like pain killers? ha! I suppose if you huff enough paint thinner you might feel better!

Can somebody tell me what a splenic fracture is? good gravy Mabel!

for more bloopers, see blog page In The World of Transcription under the heading "The Real Smut Stuff"

On My Radio

The air is cool, the colors fade, the long arm of night grows with a looming shade. Only small sparkles fill the sky, Where sounds of wings, blow on by. Yes this is a time to open ones mind, letting all in, yet sinking away..... Come all, let us play...

I love my music, all kinds, except hard heavy metal and bad rap, and I'm not a country fan at heart.

I am a sucker for good music quotes. I found this quote on REFLECTIONS blog, and I think it is great! "I have my own particular sorrows, loves, delights; and you have yours.

But sorrow, gladness, yearning, hope, love, belong to all of us, in all times and in all places.

Music is the only means whereby we feel these emotions in their universality."

~H.A. Overstreet

I found another great quote about music on a blog called "At The Starting Gate." It's fabulous!

Music is an expression that all can embrace, interpret, and feel. It is an expression that will never die and will constantly be created and twisted into enjoyable melodic prose.

Music is like an antidote, it helps reduce stress, it is what I can depend on when many things in life are not trustworthy.

Music is my sanity and my passion; a way to escape the physical world and express ideas and emotions. Music is a link to my dreams which helps me to relax, visualize and create.

Music is love, devotion, precise, discipline, and adoration and it brings me closer to God.

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