Shopping with Bella...

I try every year to expand the shopping experience by exploring the wideworld net in search of those unique Christmas gifts...

for the smoker in your life....

No one likes to stand in the rain alone, yet smokers everywhere are constantly forced to smoke outside. So what's a smoker to do when it's raining and they just have to get their puff on?

The Smoker's Umbrella is the ultimate solution for cigarette lovers who are caught in the cold. The kit comes with an ash tray attachment and an adorable cigarette-styled carrying case.

Know someone completely morbid? Maybe someone who hates rodents? Well, I'm sure there's someone on your list who would like genuine, freeze-dried squirrel feet earings. haha! I'm gonna get my MIL a pair of those! She's so fashionable (or thinks she is!)

Please don't ask me where they get the feet, I sincerely don't want to know. Of course, if you do buy these for someone, you might want to make sure you don't spend too much time with them afterwards. After all, buying earrings for someone doesn't mean you ever want to be seen with the person wearing them.

Try some fun with Fundies!

For those couples who share everything...and doesn't accept that there is such a thing as too much intimacy.

Underwear for two, is a great gift for those annoying couples who are pretty much joined at the hip anyway. You never know, maybe getting a gift like this will make them realize how clingy they've been, and hopefully, they won't be so damn annoying anymore.

It could just be the gift that keeps on giving.

If you know someone who likes to rock out with their ass out, then this iCarta (pictured below) is the perfect gift for them. Finally the serenity of bathroom sessions can be brought up to pace with the modern world as you combine a love of clearing bowels with a love of rock and roll.

This makes a great gift for women who are too insecure to use the toilet while other people can hear them. Of course, if they realize that people then start to associate music playing in the bathroom with their pooping, then they'll have even more issues to deal with.

that's it today, for this edition of shopping with Bella; join us next time, until then happy shopping!

If any of these above items interest yuns, go buy it here.

and last but not least...

In the spirit of the Wild West, this holster keeps his beer ready for a quick draw whenever the need arises. Made of rugged leather, it snaps onto any standard belt and the adjustable nylon strap wraps around the thigh for additional support. A fun accessory for parties and tailgates, it also makes a convenient holder when he needs his hands free for grill duty.

Exclusively from RedEnvelope.

made of rugged leather
adjustable nylon strap for additional support
holster fits a 12 oz. can or bottle

Yes, click the link and get yuns one! How much does it cost? It ain't cheap! but there are lots of nice gifts on this site.

Its Time For Another Edition of "Shopping With Bella" ...

Tis the season folks... Well, ya know its true that every family has a black sheep, and chances are you probably got a brother, sister, niece, nephew, cousin or may be a significant other whose a little unusual. Maybe they’re into taxidermy (like my Sister's hubby, OMG you don't even know), or into the goth culture, or may be one who has an “unhealthy” obsession with true crime (LOL), or maybe one who likes to try unusual foods to cook and eat, or maybe one that's just passionate about historical reenactment? In any case, when shopping rolls around this time of year, you might be perplexed on what to buy these persons. Sure you could get them a card or socks, or whatever, but maybe it'd be nice to get them something they'd really enjoy..like...




Perhaps a real life bat skeleton!  a little creepy ... but hey ... it might appeal to someone on your list, and maybe a good show & tell for the spoiled kid who obviously has everything! ha!  To order yours, click here.  If you’re not sure a bat is the right gift, you could consider this snake skeleton, or an rare insect display!  


or how about this...nobody will be stealing your lunch out of the company fridge..



This insulated lunch tote will keep your food cool, prepped, and ready for transplant right into your hungry stomach! It's great for keeping your snacks alive and well on the go. Get ready for jealous looks! haha! check it out!

And Shoppers! for those stoners on your list...how about ‘The Cannabis Spa at Home: How to Make Marijuana-Infused Lotions, Massage Oils, Ointments, Bath Salts, Spa Nosh, & More’

With marijuana now legal or decriminalized in 28 states (plus Washington D.C.), more people are becoming open about their enjoyment of cannabis. Whether you know someone who enjoys cannabis recreationally or for medicinal purposes, this fun book can help them find novel ways to enjoy the benefits of marijuana. After all, not everyone enjoys the act of smoking, so finding other ways of ingesting or enjoying cannabis is important (haha! who writes this stuff?).

The Cannabis Spa at Home features guides for making cannabis lotions, creams, balms, and masks, as well as cannabis herbal poultices, cannabis bath salts, and foot and hand soaks. Recipes for edibles are also included, such as hemp smoothies and cannabis bhang. Author Sandra Hinchliffe is a home herbalist, autoimmune disease survivor, and legal medical cannabis patient in the state of California. She’s also the founder of the SpaKind.com cannabis spa app, so you know she knows her stuff.   Go ahead, become the first on your block to make and sell for extra pocket money.  Just click here to order it.  


Perhaps you'd prefer gifting "High Times Cannabis Cookbook" jammed pack with more than 50 irresistible recipes sure to get you higher than a Georgia Pine! 

a very merry & happy Xmas guaranteed by all! Order now by clicking here.

well Bloggers, join me next time for another edition where perhaps we'll explore a look at Gifts for Geeks ... or not ... LOL ... see ya! I still think those squirrel foot earrings and beaver panties were an excellent gift!  

Friday October 20, 2006

Trick or Treat ?






(Ah, this one is cute ! I love bassets!)


Posted by Bella at 8:32 PM - 12 Comments



Comments:

Hee hee, yeah they're really cute. Hey it's great to see you and, well, your new blog is GREAT!! Just love it! Welcome back...
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by Rosie (PM , CC ) on Friday October 20, 2006 @ 8:57 PM (del)


Thanks for coming by Rosie !! I'll try to get back to the chats here in a few days.
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by Bella (PM , CC ) on Saturday October 21, 2006 @ 12:41 AM (del)


Hahahaha Bella I love your blog title!!! Oh and the pumpkin butt cartoon was cute! I hope she was not handing out candy corn or Tootsie Rolls kids might be tricked for sure if she did that!!!! Ewwwww.... ok that was way tooo grosssss!

Basset Hounds are cute, but yikes I hate their barks, beagle's barks are pretty bad too, and I am not prejudiced, Siamese cats meows are awful too!!!
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by Donuts Are My Life (PM , CC ) on Saturday October 21, 2006 @ 12:48 AM (del)


ooooooo! It's changed again! Wow it looks GREAT!!
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by Rosie (PM , CC ) on Saturday October 21, 2006 @ 1:35 AM (del)



Donuts !!!! I'm so happy to see ya !!!! Let's shake our tailfeathers to brother James !!!
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by Bella (PM , CC ) on Saturday October 21, 2006 @ 1:04 PM (del)


thanks Rosie !! If you check back often enough it might change again ... LOL ... this one has required work to change the type from a gray you couldn't see to a more visible color, but I'm still working on it !!!
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by Bella (PM , CC ) on Saturday October 21, 2006 @ 1:34 PM (del)


Ok Bella here I go ( ! ) ( . ) ( ! ) ( . ) ( ! ) ( . ) ( ! ) ( . ) ( ! ) ( . )<-- um as that I am not gifted on creating things online that is the best I can do to illustrate me shaking my tail feathers to the wonderful James Brown. I kind of think it works, no? |< << >> >|


by Donuts Are My Life (PM , CC ) on Saturday October 21, 2006 @ 3:05 PM (del)


I loved it so much I'd thought we'd have a little tail-shaking party over here !! you likey ??
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by Bella (PM , CC ) on Saturday October 21, 2006 @ 8:06 PM (del)


I could get used to shaking my tailfeathers on a Saturday night !! LOL ... I think we've started something !!!!
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by Bella (PM , CC ) on Sunday October 22, 2006 @ 7:58 PM (del)


HI THERE BELLA; LONG TIME NO HEAR I LOVED THE "MOONIE" REMEMBER THE SONG "THERE'S A MOON OUT TONIGHT,WOO WOO WOOOOO"
BUT WITH THIS ONE WE CAN ADD THE LINE "WOOO WOO WOOOO WHAT A SIGHT!
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JUST THOUGHT I STOP BY T0 SAY HI
YOUR FRIEND
MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN
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by FROM MY VIEW (PM , CC ) on Monday October 23, 2006 @ 10:12 PM (del)


Glad you stopped by, Big Dean. Come on back next Saturday Night and shake your tailfeathers !!!
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by Bella (PM , CC ) on Tuesday October 24, 2006 @ 2:22 PM (del)


HEY HEY BELLA! YEAH, I WILL BE THERE!
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THAT'S WHY THIS GUY IS KIND OF LAUGHING
THINKING ABOUT ME SHAKING MY (BOOTY) FEATHERS, HE SAYS "WATCH OUT YOU MIGHT THINK THERE'S A "EARTHQUAKE GOING ON"
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SEE YOU THERE!

MAN MOUNTAIN DEAN
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by FROM MY VIEW (PM , CC ) on Thursday October 26, 2006 @ 2:06 PM (del)




Don't Hit Your Husband in Wal-Mart ..


Even if he's got a girlfriend and you guys get into it while shopping at Wal-Mart !!!! I just typed this report about this lady who did just that and the police showed up to arrest her.

Apparently someone called them, it doesn't say who, and the police told her that she had two options:

(A) go to the local hospital for mental evaluation, or
(B) go to jail.

Well, what would you do ??

When she reported to the ER, her chief complaint was depression. NO KIDDING !!! I'm thinking to myself, if he's got a girlfriend and cheating on her I can understand why she is depressed. On the other hand, why didn't she just kick his rearend to the curb instead of tolerating this type of behavior from him ? If I were her, I would have at least waited until I was out of public view before I bitch-slapped him around!!!

I just don't understand why people show their butt in public or air their dirty laundry making spectacles out of themselves.

till next time.

Posted by Bella at 12:22 PM - 3 Comments



Comments:

Agrees Bella, keeps my dirty laundry at home, most of the time, lol, lovesssss your new blog but yes can I borrow your equipment, lol, though I have my own but thanks for the offer. Bella has equipment huh , be well.


Philip
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by HOUSE RAVENSFIRE (PM , CC ) on Sunday October 22, 2006 @ 5:21 PM (del)


and I thought you liked Vanilla ice cream ...
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by Bella (PM , CC ) on Monday October 23, 2006 @ 4:43 PM (del)


Another reason NOT to shop at Wal-Mart. No free entertainment or potential Jerry Springer-style outbreaks.
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by MrOrnery1851 (PM , CC ) on Monday October 23, 2006 @ 6:16 PM (del)

Christmas Shopping with Bella...

Looking for a one-of-a kind unique gift?


What goes in must come out. It's that simple, right?

But what does it all mean?!?



and if you enjoyed that series...bwahaha



This Christmas, Bloggers...give the gift of potty-time reading material...

better than Sears-Roebuck...

or a gift for the butthole who has everything?

order yours today, don't delay!
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