More March Reruns

Dear Blogdom ~

it's Monday ~

This Queen Bitch HAS to work!!

Imagine that!

You know, I still don't understand why some fruckin' people (including family) who barely work or don't work at all for better of 8 months last year, and none this year ... are provided a place to live, gas to heat, food, ~ all the essentials and are getting $4000.00 (count that) ... four thousand dollars back on their taxes !!!! not to mention have had a drug problem for the better half of the year, neglected their children (which they still have) and never call unless they WANT something ... and have stolen and robbed everybody blind ... and did I mention are chronic liars ?? .... need I say more? ...

Do you suppose when they get their "retirement" for being good all year, that MOI recovers some of her losses ??

Here I am working, everyday, paying my taxes ...

and I get nothing but bitch-slapped by the establishment !!

Imagine that!

Yes, my Hillbilly Palace is not paid for yet! nor am I provided free room and board, and half the time buying groceries is OPTIONAL for me after I PAY MY BILLS !

happy, happy, joy, joy and fruck the fairy princess, too!

and just how are things in your kingdom? hmmmm? like I give a rat's ass ... which is precisely what I told "them" when they wanted to "borrow" my carpet cleaner yesterday ... Guess they mistook me for somebody who gives a damn!!

oh the nerve of some people!

Fairy sprinkle blessings, my ass!! ~

"In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled."

another March rerun ....

Dear Kingdom ~

Damn !! Caught glove-handed. See there ? You can't even pick your nose without someone seeing it. This picture makes me think of things you "don't do in public." One of my biggest peeves is people who will argue and just act bad out in public places for all of us to witness. It's amazing how stupid people really are.

As Queen Matriarch of this palace, some lessons you try to preach never seem to sink in. Take my own, Griszelda Mess for instance. She never did learn the fine art of public manners and not showing your ass in public. I made the mistake of going on a weekend trip with Lord Spoiled and Griszelda Mess back towards the end of summer, shortly after the birth of their second child. It won't ever happen again! Mind you, these are two supposedly grown individuals, who have two children. They subjected me and their 4 year old to nothing but fuss and cigarette smoking for at least a two hour drive. It seems no sooner would they stop at my insistence they would start back up again, over anything even the channel on the radio. Little Queenie and I were listening to headsets in the backseat to drown out the irritation. By the time we arrived at my sisters house my royal nerves were frazzled! Did they stop their bad manners in the presence of my sister? No ~ they kept it up for what seemed the whole time unfortunately.

Talk about embarrassment! You can't take them anywhere! Their arguing in front of everybody, anytime, anywhere is just unacceptable. I refuse to go anywhere with them. I have told them on one or more occasions, that their bickering and bitching in public (even in front of family) is just inexcusable bad manners and shows lack of respect and self-discipline; obviously something they are both lacking. Not to mention, in my opinion shows their ignorance. No wonder they are attracted to one another! I don't know how many times they've caused a scene on my palace steps before they even got in the door, and I have commanded them to leave on more than one occasion for the offense!

I have zero tolerance for bad behavior and just plain bad manners from adults!!

Fairy sprinkle blessings, till next time~

More Blow Hard on a Monday...

Dear Blogdom ~

Your Queen has had a most emotional trying weekend thanks to Griszelda Mess and Lord Spoiled. Heads will roll for this! I don't have time to go into details at present. I'm tired; work is done, and I need my beauty rest. I have talked to the King and of course, I forgave him for his oversight on V-Day. After all, it's no big deal; a man should love and honor their significant other every day of the year, so he says, but he still fails in that arena as well. Perhaps he doesn't care for me as much as I do him and I have expectations when I shouldn't? Just because he doesn't live here doesn't mean we're not in a relationship! I'm still hurt over it, and still kicking my royal ass about it! I also reactivated the blogs. I should have at least kept those closed until he noticed!

Ah, and tonight, the palace groundskeeper called from Florida. He will be back in the Kingdom at the end of March. Isn't he a lucky son-of-a-biscuit eater for having a warmer climate to migrate to, whilst all the kindgom here has been ice and snow covered, and treacherous! I need my sidewalk shoveled! Where's a damn handyman when you need one?

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the bitchiest Queen of all?"

Fairy sprinkle blessings till next time!! ~

March 5, 2007

Dear Kingdom ~

Welcome to the fractured fairytale world of Your Majesty, Queen Blogship.

Without further dilly-dallying, let me introduce you to the immediate royal family.

Queen Blogship, of course that's me!

Who is still looking for her King ~ The current contender (or should I say pretender) lives in his Million-Dollar World, a few states away.

My first-born and eldest, Prince Bryan, reigns in the backwoods somewhere in the kingdom of Wellington. It is a rare occasion that he comes to the palace.

My daughter (Princess Material-NOT!) Griszelda Mess, is married to Lord Spoiled, whom she rules with a forked tongue and an iron hand. She is the bearer of two lovely children that have not yet been poisoned. They reside too close to my Kingdom for comfort, and are frequent trespassers here at the palace.

My other lovely daughter, Princess Golden Hair, has all the makings of a fine Queen one day. She is a frequent visitor to the palace of Queen Blogship, however does not reside here year round. She is still in training.

So there you have it! Stayed tuned.

Fairy sprinkle blessings till next time ~

The Cast Of Characters

March 5, 2007 

Dear Kingdom ~



Welcome to the fractured fairytale world of Your Majesty, Queen Blogship.

Without further dilly-dallying, let me introduce you to the immediate royal family.

Queen Blogship, of course that's me!

Who is still looking for her King ~ The current contender (or should I say pretender) lives in his Million-Dollar World, a few states away.

My first-born and eldest, Prince Bryan, reigns in the backwoods somewhere in the kingdom of Wellington. It is a rare occasion that he comes to the palace.

My daughter (Princess Material-NOT!) Griszelda Mess, is married to Lord Spoiled, whom she rules with a forked tongue and an iron hand. She is the bearer of two lovely children that have not yet been poisoned. They reside too close to my Kingdom for comfort, and are frequent trespassers here at the palace.

My other lovely daughter, Princess Golden Hair, has all the makings of a fine Queen one day. She is a frequent visitor to the palace of Queen Blogship, however does not reside here year round. She is still in training.

So there you have it! Stayed tuned.

UPDATE: As of August 2008, Princess Golden Hair is residing with her mother full-time, as it should have always been, long story there. You can read about that mess on the "A Beautiful Mess" blog or not!



Fairy sprinkle blessings till next time ~

A Dirty Joke

A man walks into a tattoo parlour, and asks the tattoo artist to tattoo a picture of a hundred dollar bill on his penis.



The tattoo artist, being a sensitive man, refuses, telling the man that it would be too painful to do that.

The man insists on having it done, so the tattoo artist tells him that if he can come up with three good reasons to have it done, then he would do it.

The man tells him, "

#1, "I like to play with my money.

#2, I like to watch my money grow.

and

#3 My wife will blow a hundred bucks everyday!!"

BADA-BOOM !!!!

The Tale of the Little Birdie...

The story goes like this:

One cold and frosty morning in early Spring a young birdie lay on the ground shivering and nearly frozen.

A cow saw him there and decided to help the poor birdie out, and promptly covered him with a huge 'cow pie'.

The defecation, while smelly was also very warm and soon the birdie was singing with all his might. The warmer he got the louder he began to sing.

About this time a coyote, attracted by the singing, jumped out from behind a boulder and snatched the birdie from the pile and quickly devoured him.

The moral of the story is that not everyone who shits on you is your enemy, not everyone that pulls you out of the shit is your friend, and if you are happy in a pile of shit keep your mouth shut !!!!

~~

I always heard growing up that the more you stir up S-H-I-T, the worse it stinks !!!

A Big Thanks ...

to everybody that dropped by to shake their tailfeathers to the famous James Brown !! I owe the butt graphics to Donuts ... LOL ... Thanks Donuts !!!! I think we should continue the Saturday Night Blog Party and start a tradition here on the Stream !!! Whaddayasay? I'll post a song, and ya'll come on over !! show me whatcha got !! or better yet, we could blog hop to everybody else's blog to see what song is playing Saturday night! It might be interesting to see what is in their CD players! We could shake our tailfeathers all night long!! We could even have a theme ... say, Disco Boogie, this Saturday night. I think that'll be my theme this Saturday night. I'll drop by to see what ya'll post. Ah, come on now, and get your groove on !! "Get down on it Come on and Get down on it If you really want it Get down on it You gotta feel it Get down on it Get down on it, get down on it Come on and Get down on it, baby, baby Get down on it Get down on it Get down on it..." It'll be fun !! See ya'll Saturday night !!! BYOB !!! (missed out the first time? just click 2 at the bottom of the page!) Posted by Bella at 4:21 PM - 2 Comments Comments: >old dog does not post song trix...wahhhh...lol...BC |< << >> >| by BigChris (PM , CC ) on Monday October 23, 2006 @ 4:41 PM (del) Why not ?? I'd love to see your butt gettin' down Saturday night !! |< << >> >| by Bella (PM , CC ) on Monday October 23, 2006