What Do You Wanta Be When You Grow Up?

Dear Mrs. Baker,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.

I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every shovel we had, and then I found one more in the backroom, and that several people were fighting over whom would get it.

Her picture does not show me dancing around a pole...it's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot...From now on, I will check her homework more carefully.

Signed...Mrs. X.