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Same channel, same story, here. I got the paperwork from Gateway in the mail today where my teen is staying. I have to send and sign a few documents and mail them back off. I am not sure but I think this lady told me that visitation was only for 30 minutes on a Saturday? and you had to call ahead to schedule it? I just thought that was a little whacked out. Even in "juvey" here where I lived and the teen was before she was transferred, she got visitation one hour 3x a week, and phone calls every Fri, Sat, Sunday and Monday for 5 minutes. I think she is only allowed two phone calls a week in this new place. Wow. Considering I live an hour and half from this place, and that is quite a drive for me (when I get my car fixed), being allowed to visit for 30 minutes is hardly worth the trip (well other than for psyche reasons). I am going to have to make a few phones and see if a longer visitation can be arranged. Oh, and I have to call the lady down there who is in charge of schooling, as my daughter needs a Geometry credit!

In other news, a group came today to do my lawn, free of charge! It took them a whole 10 minutes. My friend Susie is going to hate me over this one, as she says she has to pay somebody 30 bucks to cut hers and I get my done for free! I guess living in the city has its perks. I got a phone call a few days back telling me that my name was given to them by the city, who did a repair fair here and put me in some deck steps (for free too!), and that this lawn care team would coming all season and probably next year too to do my lawn care! I was ecstatic! My lawn never looked so good!

Now, if I could just get my car running I would be happy camper. I have Walter, my mechanic, looking for a new motor and I have a friend who is loaning me the money to get it fixed, or should I say is giving me the money. I love him. We will be taking it out in trade! ha!

and that's it, folks!

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SnowbrushJune 8, 2009 at 12:22 PM
My neighbors have been mowing my lawn for free since my surgery in March. Hey, good luck with that there motor. I would be so seriously mad about that thing that you just wouldn't believe it.
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BellaJune 8, 2009 at 4:52 PM
mad at what? those kids driving my car till it was out of fluids and killing it? yep, well, I'm just glad they didn't wreck and really hurt themselves or do major body damage on top of it all.
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hi there. being a Quality Analyst for a medical transcription company doesn't have too many perks except an occasional ROFLMAO at some typos or Speech Recognition (SR) boo-boos I find on nearly a daily basis...

SR Drafted: "The patient is currently single and is in a sedating relationship."

Dictated: The patient is currently single and is in a dating relationship. (I need one of those!) :)

MT typed that this female patient is vulvar aggressive. (and you thought PMS was bad...LOL!) Yep even you can be a vulvar aggressive female, if you're a female that is! haha! (actually dictated as verbal aggression)

The Pt will need to have cereal H&Hs...haha! should be serial H&Hs (hemoglobin and hematocrits)

He spoke in cartoon voices in an attempt to be humerus.

"The patient is in for followup of her solitary right kitty" ...WTF?

"The patient was playing with an eye pad during therapy."

skitsofrenic...? wow! now here's a good speller!

he had disheveled snow ...dictated as he had to shovel snow

The patient has a pet grandog named Porky... dictated as "groundhog" hahaha!! cracked me up!

This gentleman continues to do a support job with regards to using CPAP. ...dictated as superb job!

The patient is allergic to poison IV. hahaha!

"The patient reports she can barely hold onto her steering will."

We did a 24-hour tracking of eyes and nose. Dictated as...We did a 24-hour tracking of I&Os.

Once the strain gets going, he can urinate fairly well. Dictated as...Once the stream gets going, he can urinate fairly well.

"The patient works as a valley parker at The Cancer Center."

When patient was asked who Marie Curie was, "I think she's a famous hooker!"

The patient had a creme-filled filter placed!
(should have been a Greenfield filter, done for clots, circulation issues).

We did recheck a basic embolic pain yesterday, and this does reveal slight elevation in the creatinine to 1.4. *should be a basic metabolic panel*

She has a hobby of doing prostitute? say what? the doctor dictated She has a hobby of doing cross-stitching...LOL...that's pretty far out!

...Patient was alert and unresponsive.

...Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized. (I don't care who ya are, that's funny!)

...Examination reveals a well-developed male lying in bed with his family in no distress.

...I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.

...While in the emergency room, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.

...She is numb from her toes down. (surely you don't have to think about this one!)

...The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

...Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.

...When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.

...Discharge status: Alive but without permission.

with rest and paint thinners he states he is feeling better...LOL...since when does paint thinners sound like pain killers? ha! I suppose if you huff enough paint thinner you might feel better!

Can somebody tell me what a splenic fracture is? good gravy Mabel!

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Music is an expression that all can embrace, interpret, and feel. It is an expression that will never die and will constantly be created and twisted into enjoyable melodic prose.

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