la vida es bella: Monday Monday

Monday Monday

da da...da da da...so good to me...

bite me!

On the workfront, I guess Deb and I are going to train another girl to help with evening shift and when I go on va'kashun! which will be here soon! I can't wait. I will be off starting the 18th through the 27th. As far as the new chicka, I think the best way to train her is to have her jump in the middle and get her feet wet, strictly dayshift! that's how I was taught. sink or swim!

I remember not being at all prepared when I took on this management position (Deb went to India on me, so I had nobody to ask), and while Deb is good to teach you when she teaches you, she just neglects teaching you stuff...LOL...I mean real stuff you need to know, or maybe she covered it and I just wasn't listening?! I can't remember it seems years ago now. I guess in this business you don't want to over-train people right? They'll take YOUR job. Well by the time I train her it probably won't matter, the whole management team will be outsourced! ha! We will all become auditors.

While cruising for TV entertainment, I started watching a couple of new TV food series shows; one the next Food Network star to win their own show, and Chef Ramsey was on tonight too. Speaking of food, I bought some of the best fresh peaches and strawberries. OMGosh! they were so fresh and delicious, I have thoroughly 'pigged out on them'. *me making a pig snort sound* hahaha!

What other news needs catching up on? Bella is in day camp at the YMCA which is costing me a small fortune, plus I have to send her lunch. Grown daughter (Bella's mom) got a job at a local donut shop, pouring coffee, eating donuts, and waiting on insomniacs who cannot sleep. Still clean, doing well. Yeah, she can't sleep either it seems; its hard to get used to a midnight schedule. I don't know how she is going to manage this very long. I could never do midnights. Never.

Anyway, whats the news in your neck of the woods? tell me, tell me...

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Whit's Whittlings2June 7, 2011 at 1:06 AM
Bella:

Sometimes without the training, one becomes more creative in the position.
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SherryJune 7, 2011 at 3:00 PM
You will be returning to work two days after I start mine. I have no plans except to relax and enjoy myself until it's time to go back to work and then I get two more days off on July 3rd and 4th.
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Commander ZaiusJune 7, 2011 at 6:04 PM
...its hard to get used to a midnight schedule.

I've been doing third shift for almost two years now and while I enjoy being out of the work place politics of day shift, working nights is exhausting since everyone else in my family is on a regular day time schedule and I do my best to spend as much time as possible with them.
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hi there. being a Quality Analyst for a medical transcription company doesn't have too many perks except an occasional ROFLMAO at some typos or Speech Recognition (SR) boo-boos I find on nearly a daily basis...

SR Drafted: "The patient is currently single and is in a sedating relationship."

Dictated: The patient is currently single and is in a dating relationship. (I need one of those!) :)

MT typed that this female patient is vulvar aggressive. (and you thought PMS was bad...LOL!) Yep even you can be a vulvar aggressive female, if you're a female that is! haha! (actually dictated as verbal aggression)

The Pt will need to have cereal H&Hs...haha! should be serial H&Hs (hemoglobin and hematocrits)

He spoke in cartoon voices in an attempt to be humerus.

"The patient is in for followup of her solitary right kitty" ...WTF?

"The patient was playing with an eye pad during therapy."

skitsofrenic...? wow! now here's a good speller!

he had disheveled snow ...dictated as he had to shovel snow

The patient has a pet grandog named Porky... dictated as "groundhog" hahaha!! cracked me up!

This gentleman continues to do a support job with regards to using CPAP. ...dictated as superb job!

The patient is allergic to poison IV. hahaha!

"The patient reports she can barely hold onto her steering will."

We did a 24-hour tracking of eyes and nose. Dictated as...We did a 24-hour tracking of I&Os.

Once the strain gets going, he can urinate fairly well. Dictated as...Once the stream gets going, he can urinate fairly well.

"The patient works as a valley parker at The Cancer Center."

When patient was asked who Marie Curie was, "I think she's a famous hooker!"

The patient had a creme-filled filter placed!
(should have been a Greenfield filter, done for clots, circulation issues).

We did recheck a basic embolic pain yesterday, and this does reveal slight elevation in the creatinine to 1.4. *should be a basic metabolic panel*

She has a hobby of doing prostitute? say what? the doctor dictated She has a hobby of doing cross-stitching...LOL...that's pretty far out!

...Patient was alert and unresponsive.

...Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized. (I don't care who ya are, that's funny!)

...Examination reveals a well-developed male lying in bed with his family in no distress.

...I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.

...While in the emergency room, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.

...She is numb from her toes down. (surely you don't have to think about this one!)

...The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

...Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.

...When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.

...Discharge status: Alive but without permission.

with rest and paint thinners he states he is feeling better...LOL...since when does paint thinners sound like pain killers? ha! I suppose if you huff enough paint thinner you might feel better!

Can somebody tell me what a splenic fracture is? good gravy Mabel!

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The air is cool, the colors fade, the long arm of night grows with a looming shade. Only small sparkles fill the sky, Where sounds of wings, blow on by. Yes this is a time to open ones mind, letting all in, yet sinking away..... Come all, let us play...

I love my music, all kinds, except hard heavy metal and bad rap, and I'm not a country fan at heart.

I am a sucker for good music quotes. I found this quote on REFLECTIONS blog, and I think it is great! "I have my own particular sorrows, loves, delights; and you have yours.

But sorrow, gladness, yearning, hope, love, belong to all of us, in all times and in all places.

Music is the only means whereby we feel these emotions in their universality."

~H.A. Overstreet

I found another great quote about music on a blog called "At The Starting Gate." It's fabulous!

Music is an expression that all can embrace, interpret, and feel. It is an expression that will never die and will constantly be created and twisted into enjoyable melodic prose.

Music is like an antidote, it helps reduce stress, it is what I can depend on when many things in life are not trustworthy.

Music is my sanity and my passion; a way to escape the physical world and express ideas and emotions. Music is a link to my dreams which helps me to relax, visualize and create.

Music is love, devotion, precise, discipline, and adoration and it brings me closer to God.

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