...any of your fantasies involve a Wal-Mart.
...the only book in your house is propping up the sofa~! (at one time my couch sat on brick stilts...lol)
... You've used a fishing license as a form of I.D.
... Your screen door has no screen. (haha...right now mine don't).
... You've had a black eye and hickey at the same time!
... You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
... You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap!
... Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.
... You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
... You have ever waved at traffic from your front porch wearing just your underwear.
... You have a hefty bag where the window of your car should be.
... You have ever bar-b-qued Spam on the grill.
... You watch a bug zapper at night for entertainment.
... You catch-and-wear firefly jewelry.
... and last but not least...
You are a redneck if you've ever stolen a roll of toilet paper out of a gas station!
Come on, fess up!
to purchase this book, click here.
I now know way more about rednecks than I ever did before. Not sure how many I'll see in the UK, but you never know!
ReplyDeleteMadame,
ReplyDeleteThere are misplaced rednecks everywhere, even in the UK ~!
Didn't W. visit Tony Blair onct?
ReplyDelete