Avacad-No!!!!!
gotta admit it made me laugh!
the expressions are priceless!
shamie! ... poor little feller...
this is not what I ordered!
aww...nappy time! I generally do that after I've eaten...haha...
and how was everybody's Monday? ...
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Showing posts with label Filed Under Funny. Show all posts
Oh gracious...
poor things...
Avacad-No!!!!!
gotta admit it made me laugh!
the expressions are priceless!
shamie! ... poor little feller...
this is not what I ordered!
aww...nappy time! I generally do that after I've eaten...haha...
and how was everybody's Monday? ...
Avacad-No!!!!!
gotta admit it made me laugh!
the expressions are priceless!
shamie! ... poor little feller...
this is not what I ordered!
aww...nappy time! I generally do that after I've eaten...haha...
and how was everybody's Monday? ...
Today's Eulogy...Poor Common Sense...
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the rain, why the early bird gets the worm, why life isn't always fair, and how, on occasion, maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you earn) and reliable parenting strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned, but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a six-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job they themselves failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer aspirin, sun lotion or a sticky plaster to a student; but could not inform the parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar can sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by three stepbrothers; I Know my Rights, Someone Else is to Blame, and I am a Victim.
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
Did You Guys Get This Creepy E-mail?
This is creepy! and NO, it's not that creepy screaming thing!
So, try it!
Ready? o.k.
...
Think of a letter
between
A and W.
...
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Repeat it
out loud
as you ...
scroll down.
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Keep going
...
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Don't stop
...
...
NOW
...
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Think of an
animal
that begins
with that letter.
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Repeat it
out loud
as you ...
scroll down.
...
...
...
Think of
either a man's/woman's
name
that
begins
with the
last letter
in the
animals name
...
...
...
Almost there...
...
...
...
NOW
...
Count out
the letters
in that name
on the fingers
of the hand
you are not
using to
scroll down.
...
...
take the
hand you
FIRST counted with
and hold it out
in front of you
at face level
...
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...
Look at your
palm
very closely
and
notice
the
lines
in
your
hand
...
...
Do the lines
take the
form of the
first letter
in the
persons name?!
...
...
...
...
Of course not, silly !!!
Now TAKE THAT HAND AND smack yourself in the head!
Get
back
to
work!
and
quit
playing
stupid
blog
games!!
Haven't you anything better to do?
So, try it!
Ready? o.k.
...
Think of a letter
between
A and W.
...
...
Repeat it
out loud
as you ...
scroll down.
...
...
...
Keep going
...
...
...
Don't stop
...
...
NOW
...
...
Think of an
animal
that begins
with that letter.
...
...
...
Repeat it
out loud
as you ...
scroll down.
...
...
...
Think of
either a man's/woman's
name
that
begins
with the
last letter
in the
animals name
...
...
...
Almost there...
...
...
...
NOW
...
Count out
the letters
in that name
on the fingers
of the hand
you are not
using to
scroll down.
...
...
take the
hand you
FIRST counted with
and hold it out
in front of you
at face level
...
...
...
Look at your
palm
very closely
and
notice
the
lines
in
your
hand
...
...
Do the lines
take the
form of the
first letter
in the
persons name?!
...
...
...
...
Of course not, silly !!!
Now TAKE THAT HAND AND smack yourself in the head!
Get
back
to
work!
and
quit
playing
stupid
blog
games!!
Haven't you anything better to do?
Laughs For A Friday!
Know a male who is feeling a little less neglected and is having a birthday?
click me you know you wanna!
Tim Whyatt, cartoonist, lives on a remote island thousands of miles from Europe, called Australia. Every morning as he rides his kangaroo to work, hundreds of hilarious cartoon ideas appear in his head. Unfortunately, he forgets them before he reaches his office, so he ends up doing the kind of material you see here.
Don’t like it? Well, here’s what to do …
click here to take it up with the complaint department!
ha!
Enjoy the site! He's hilarious!
click me you know you wanna!
Tim Whyatt, cartoonist, lives on a remote island thousands of miles from Europe, called Australia. Every morning as he rides his kangaroo to work, hundreds of hilarious cartoon ideas appear in his head. Unfortunately, he forgets them before he reaches his office, so he ends up doing the kind of material you see here.
Don’t like it? Well, here’s what to do …
click here to take it up with the complaint department!
ha!
Enjoy the site! He's hilarious!
The Sweetest Love Letter Ever!
I don't know what girl doesn't love to receive a love letter in the mail. I was thrilled! so much so in fact that I wanted to share it with all of you, my blog friends~
ur love began with a glance across a parking lot,
You possessed me in just a few days.
I remember long drives through the countryside,
And long weekend getaways.
But the years passed, and like upholstery in the hot sun,
Your love began to fade.
And now in a time when I need your care the most,
You hit the blinker and turn away.
And while our gas tank of love may be running on fumes,
I still have plenty of love to share.
So, if you have a quart of tenderness left for me in your heart,
Take me back to Firestone Complete Auto Care.
Love,
Your 2005 Odyssey LX
Now, I'll have to say, that is quite the love letter isn't it? hahaha! Totally cracked me up, and it makes me wanta go there to get my oil changed, LOL! This letter was a result of my boyfriend taking his van there before we left to go to Florida. They have a way with words!!
oh swoon !!! 
ur love began with a glance across a parking lot,You possessed me in just a few days.
I remember long drives through the countryside,
And long weekend getaways.
But the years passed, and like upholstery in the hot sun,
Your love began to fade.
And now in a time when I need your care the most,
You hit the blinker and turn away.
And while our gas tank of love may be running on fumes,
I still have plenty of love to share.
So, if you have a quart of tenderness left for me in your heart,
Take me back to Firestone Complete Auto Care.
Love,
Your 2005 Odyssey LX
Now, I'll have to say, that is quite the love letter isn't it? hahaha! Totally cracked me up, and it makes me wanta go there to get my oil changed, LOL! This letter was a result of my boyfriend taking his van there before we left to go to Florida. They have a way with words!!
oh swoon !!!
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