Three women, 2 younger and 1 senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped.
The others looked at her questionably. "That was my pager," she said. I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.
A few minutes later, a phone rang, and the second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, "that was my mobile phone, I have in my hand."
The older woman felt very low-tech, so not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out the sauna, excused herself, and went to the bathroom.
She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and just started at her.
The older woman finally said..."well, will you look at that...I'm getting a fax!"
hahaha!
Would've bet this was going to end up like three queers in a hot tub. It was better.
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