when I need a good laugh, this is my go-to-place...LOL...thought i’d share…oh maybe I got the title wrong but I sorta like it…
‘Harder!’ she screamed, ‘Harder!!’ ‘All right,’ he said. ‘What’s the square root of nine times twelve divided by six point three recurring?’
She said she liked it deep, hard and really, really slow . . .So he took her to see the new Blade Runner movie.
"He was heavily into BDSM - Batman, Dungeons & Dragons, Star Trek and Mathematics".
“I have a fetish,” she said, coyly. “I like doing it outdoors. Do you have any questions?” “Just one,” he said. “What’s outdoors?”
'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.' 'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.
She said she was turned on by men who took risks. So he took the plastic off his iPhone screen.
So,' she said, entering his bedroom, 'This is where the magic happens.'
Oh yes,' he smiled, putting on his Harry Potter glasses and cloak.
I find this Twitter account hilarious! always a good giggle found here!