The stress of the day, trying to concentrate on the task at hand but your mind is a zillion miles away and interruptions seem to occur every time you turn your head!
Been one of those.
Can someone kidnap me please and take me on vacation?! haha...
Where Are You, Brain?!
The stress of the day, trying to concentrate on the task at hand but your mind is a zillion miles away and interruptions seem to occur every time you turn your head!
Been one of those.
Can someone kidnap me please and take me on vacation?! haha...
Just coz ...
I can't stay away....
its Thursday, been a long frickin' week. Found out granddaughter is bipolar; her biological father is, his brother is, and his mother is...no wonder this kid is out of control. :( Now the research and the hunt is on to find her the best treatment humanely possible, lets hope at 15 we are not too late. Work has been grueling...my head spins...this client, that client...we now have to make a quota every hour which is impossible to do! Management sucks. I need a new job and new life!
Calgon!!! take me away... or vodka...
If she didn't respond to his needs, he knew the three places to touch that worked every time . . . Control, alt and delete.
its Thursday, been a long frickin' week. Found out granddaughter is bipolar; her biological father is, his brother is, and his mother is...no wonder this kid is out of control. :( Now the research and the hunt is on to find her the best treatment humanely possible, lets hope at 15 we are not too late. Work has been grueling...my head spins...this client, that client...we now have to make a quota every hour which is impossible to do! Management sucks. I need a new job and new life!
Calgon!!! take me away... or vodka...
Fifty Shades of Nerd
when I need a good laugh, this is my go-to-place...LOL...thought i’d share…oh maybe I got the title wrong but I sorta like it…
‘Harder!’ she screamed, ‘Harder!!’ ‘All right,’ he said. ‘What’s the square root of nine times twelve divided by six point three recurring?’
She said she liked it deep, hard and really, really slow . . .So he took her to see the new Blade Runner movie.
"He was heavily into BDSM - Batman, Dungeons & Dragons, Star Trek and Mathematics".
“I have a fetish,” she said, coyly. “I like doing it outdoors. Do you have any questions?” “Just one,” he said. “What’s outdoors?”
'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.' 'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.
She said she was turned on by men who took risks. So he took the plastic off his iPhone screen.
So,' she said, entering his bedroom, 'This is where the magic happens.' Oh yes,' he smiled, putting on his Harry Potter glasses and cloak.
I find this Twitter account hilarious! always a good giggle found here!
‘Harder!’ she screamed, ‘Harder!!’ ‘All right,’ he said. ‘What’s the square root of nine times twelve divided by six point three recurring?’
She said she liked it deep, hard and really, really slow . . .So he took her to see the new Blade Runner movie.
"He was heavily into BDSM - Batman, Dungeons & Dragons, Star Trek and Mathematics".
“I have a fetish,” she said, coyly. “I like doing it outdoors. Do you have any questions?” “Just one,” he said. “What’s outdoors?”
'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.' 'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.
She said she was turned on by men who took risks. So he took the plastic off his iPhone screen.
So,' she said, entering his bedroom, 'This is where the magic happens.' Oh yes,' he smiled, putting on his Harry Potter glasses and cloak.
I find this Twitter account hilarious! always a good giggle found here!
say what?
just you people try doing this...
oh these foreign doctors...:( You would not believe the foreign doctor names in some of these accounts from California and trying to decipher their dialect is sometimes impossible ... lord have mercy! sometimes their sentences are even bass ackward!
She states that she does not normally drink alcohol, but thought of drinking a wine of glass for dinner, the day her abdomen got distended.
oh these foreign doctors...:( You would not believe the foreign doctor names in some of these accounts from California and trying to decipher their dialect is sometimes impossible ... lord have mercy! sometimes their sentences are even bass ackward!
me2
this happens to me nearly everyday. :) anybody out there need a good worker? I'm tired of this job, I need a new one. Go ahead tell me whatcha got. Maybe I'll be one of those housesitters...walk dogs, clean up dog doodie...water/fed cats...wonder how good that pays?!
Solar Eclipse starting at 1 PM in my neck of the woods
best to view by 2:33 and over by 3:55 PM ... supposedly its 91% ... should look something like this. Too bad I am not in the total eclipse lane, but oh well, should be spectacular!
Slammit Dammit
Don't ask me where I find this stuff but I might need to invest in a couple of these "Dammit Dolls!
Whenever things don't go so well~ and you want hit the wall and yell ... Here's a little Dammit Doll you can't do without. Just grasp firmly by the legs and find a place to slam it..and as you whack the stuffing out,
yell,
WHETHER YOU'RE BLUE OR YOU'RE RED, SLAM THIS DOLL AND LEAVE NOTHING UNSAID!
When your duties become overwhelming and you don't know who to turn to, Dammit Doll is here to add some fun to your day. Grab this snazzy Dammit Doll and start slamming your frustrations away. Remember, no one can bring you down!
They also have quite an assortment...their site further states this ....
Whenever things don't go so well~ and you want hit the wall and yell ... Here's a little Dammit Doll you can't do without. Just grasp firmly by the legs and find a place to slam it..and as you whack the stuffing out,
yell,
Dammit!
Dammit!!
Dammit!!!
hey they even have one sure to be a popular seller ...
THE PRESIDENT
WHETHER YOU'RE BLUE OR YOU'RE RED, SLAM THIS DOLL AND LEAVE NOTHING UNSAID!
When your duties become overwhelming and you don't know who to turn to, Dammit Doll is here to add some fun to your day. Grab this snazzy Dammit Doll and start slamming your frustrations away. Remember, no one can bring you down!
$17.87 BUY IT HERE
If you have spent the last 2 hours browsing through our way-too-many-to-pick-from dolls, stop wasting your time and let us surprise you. Hate surprises? Well it's time to live a little, DAMMIT! P.S it's a surprise so it may not look like the doll pictured. I mean, duh.hahaha! I can't wait to get one~! Go on Dammit! invest in 1 or 2!
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