could this day...

 

get any slower?

This day is in slow motion...dragging...and its only a quarter after 12?

OMG!!!!!!!

OhMyWord...

So I'm having to listen to quite a few PSYCH reports today...

in the Mental Status Exam section...I'm reading along and dictator says...exam revealed a tall, obese older white male, casually dressed for hot weather.  He is bald, has green beard, blue eyes and glasses.  

Wait a minute...that ain't right...green?

He is only 69, very educated, a Fulbright scholar, varying degrees in engligh/german... 

of course he didn't dictate "green" for critey sakes...and come to find out he's a little hard of hearing but his beard ain't green...its graying!   

...I know... I'm easily amused.  Nananaboo!

mommy not work ...

 

just pet me!!! ... aren't I just adorable?!

I'm afraid you can't hunker down enuff for me to see my screen adequately Sis...




okay mommy, I'll move over here where your mouse is away from the screen!

oh gracious! such a pitied girl not getting enuff attention! haha...she's hilarious. Everyday has become a ritual with her.  I guess I need to check her food and water and make sure her bathroom is cleaned! and then its back to work for me!

Monday...Monday

Well it appears that its not even noontime and we are out of work on the system!  I figured I'd take a break early and do brunch, however instead of making breakfast, I opted to try some pimento cheese on toast.  I do love a good cheese spread.  I take a couple of bites and realize this pimento cheese has quite a bite to it!  I don't think I've ever had this brand, and am not likely to buy it again.  I guess when I picked it up I didn't read the label really well.  It appears its pimento cheese with jalapenos! not exactly soothing on a early a.m. stomach.  Might be better on a burger and not on plain toast.

haven't seen a rainbow in a while...

until this afternoon; sunshiny and rainy...awesome to see on the last day in May...taken from my front porch!

huh?

"she went morel hunting for 4 hours in the past week"

okay so I'm not sure why this threw me off...but its an offshore file and sometimes they put weird stuff or substitutions in ...

 so I go to checking online...I'm thinking animal, vegetable, mineral? 

and then I realize duh! .its a mushroom! ha! 

are they really edible cause they don't look very good...

and hey!! who knew hunting shrooms was such a big deal! Can you teach your dog to hunt for morels? well I don't know...hit the 'shrooms link in the prior sentence' ... I don't have time to check it out...

Oh gracious...

 poor things...

Avacad-No!!!!!



gotta admit it made me laugh!

the expressions are priceless!



shamie! ... poor little feller...

this is not what I ordered!

aww...nappy time! I generally do that after I've eaten...haha...



and how was everybody's Monday? ...

omg JUST SHOOT ME!

 

A 44 MINUTE PSYCH REPORT THAT IS A FULL PROOF 
(this  means voice to text word for word)

I will be braindead when this is over!!

...that's too much of my time...
holey crapola!


if yuns want an update about this (you have no choice here LOL)...I sped that voice player up to chipmunk speed so it didn't take me as long to proof it as it probably did that poor MT to type it!

oooh these long winded psych people ... they should have a shock mechanism on the dictaphone they hold and talk into ... if they go over 10 minutes give them a little Buzzzzzz reminder!  that'd teach 'em!