I also copied over the comments...If you like to add one, you'll have to all the way to the end!
Bella's Gotta Brand New Blog
Thursday May 31, 2007
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Random Blogstream post...corn corn not corn again?
You guys remember the discussion about corn?...The Undigestible Vegetable...well I think this was the next day...both were fun posts...It looks like I was playing around with my background over at Blogstream at that time too; it always makes me think of Bry and that comment he made...Bella: Kindly internet cruise director or criminal mastermind?! Let's face it..her page always looks perfect..almost TOO perfect! I thought I saw one of my margins sticking out of the top of her purse early this morning, but it was just the string of a ....well, you know! he's got a great sense of humor, look him up, or simply click here.
I also copied over the comments...If you like to add one, you'll have to all the way to the end!
I also copied over the comments...If you like to add one, you'll have to all the way to the end!
extra...extra...read all about it...wanted ...old man single and free
...experience in love preferred, but will accept a young trainee (know this tune? go ahead tell me and who sang it? its trivia Thursday...put up your trivia question afterwhile, lets have some fun)...
uhm...no, no, that's not really why I called you in here.
check out this belly buster...that's right...try not to laugh too hard...
The patient is allergic to poison IV ....
I don't care who ya are...now that's funny!
obviously an MT trainee? hahaha...Yep, that sentence is on my IM Yahoo status for all my employees to get a chuckle out of on their day...don't laff...I tell them...ya know that ain't funny! especially if a doctor gets that on his report!
ah, gotta love days when I can chuckle heartily over something like this!
more often than not, its a big fat management issue, no rosters, new client? who says its a new client for us to proof? Nobody told me...
LOL...
yeah, that's my day. new clients, nothing to go by. Even the rep was surprised she had a new client? really?
holey shiz...
and then there is Ph.D. drone hell...never knew there was such a place?
Let me tellya, there is...and quite frankly I think they should ban all Ph.D. croners/horrible droners, to sit in a room and listen to each other's monotone voice for all eternity...yes! say yes! to banishment!
My name is Joseph B. MonotoneVoiceFromHell, (spells m-o-n-o-t-o-n-e...well his last name), Ph.D...claimant William IDon'tCare (i-d-o-n-...spells this out). Case # 12345, adjucticator Robert SuMoWrestler (s-u-m...blahblah...); type of report Psychological evaluation. Title. Psychological evaluation. (okay why am I hearing this twice?) ...name William KissMyGrits (again? really)..dob..11/29/58...date of evaluation...type of evaluation...psychologicalfunctioning assessment, examiner, Joseph B. OhGodNotUAgain, Ph.D...
OMGawd!!!!!!! Frankly they put me in a coma! LOL...Obviously I am not the only one in a coma, check this out what the MT had typed after his spill...
Mr. Evaluation was evaluated to assist in a disability determination. hahaha gotta love it!
and heed this...better watch the poison IV now that the weather is warming up!
uhm...no, no, that's not really why I called you in here.
check out this belly buster...that's right...try not to laugh too hard...
The patient is allergic to poison IV ....
I don't care who ya are...now that's funny!
obviously an MT trainee? hahaha...Yep, that sentence is on my IM Yahoo status for all my employees to get a chuckle out of on their day...don't laff...I tell them...ya know that ain't funny! especially if a doctor gets that on his report!
ah, gotta love days when I can chuckle heartily over something like this!
more often than not, its a big fat management issue, no rosters, new client? who says its a new client for us to proof? Nobody told me...
LOL...
yeah, that's my day. new clients, nothing to go by. Even the rep was surprised she had a new client? really?
holey shiz...
and then there is Ph.D. drone hell...never knew there was such a place?
Let me tellya, there is...and quite frankly I think they should ban all Ph.D. croners/horrible droners, to sit in a room and listen to each other's monotone voice for all eternity...yes! say yes! to banishment!
My name is Joseph B. MonotoneVoiceFromHell, (spells m-o-n-o-t-o-n-e...well his last name), Ph.D...claimant William IDon'tCare (i-d-o-n-...spells this out). Case # 12345, adjucticator Robert SuMoWrestler (s-u-m...blahblah...); type of report Psychological evaluation. Title. Psychological evaluation. (okay why am I hearing this twice?) ...name William KissMyGrits (again? really)..dob..11/29/58...date of evaluation...type of evaluation...psychologicalfunctioning assessment, examiner, Joseph B. OhGodNotUAgain, Ph.D...
OMGawd!!!!!!! Frankly they put me in a coma! LOL...Obviously I am not the only one in a coma, check this out what the MT had typed after his spill...
Mr. Evaluation was evaluated to assist in a disability determination. hahaha gotta love it!
and heed this...better watch the poison IV now that the weather is warming up!
old Blogstream post....good for a laugh!
Bella's Gotta Brand New Blog
Monday May 28, 2007
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 Two men were talking. "So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex." "Social Security sex?" "Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!" A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell." "My dear," the shrink said, "that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is." "The problem is," she complained, "It wakes me up!" Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session, "How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?" She glanced at him casually and replied, "You're never home!" A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for "small, $6,500 for "medium, $14,000 for "large." The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected. "Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor. The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen". A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'." "Yeah," she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone reads: 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'" Nora's husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will make you happy tonight." He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, she squirted it all over the doorknobs and he couldn't get back in. A husband and wife were celebrating their 50th anniversary. That night the wife approached her husband wearing the exact same sexy negligee she had worn on their wedding night. She looked at her husband and said, "Honey, do you remember this?" He looked up at her and said, "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married." She said, "That's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?" He nodded and said, "Yes dear, I still remember." "Well, what was it?" she asked. He responded, "As I remember, I said, 'Oh baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those big breasts and screw your brains out.'" She giggled and said, "Yes honey, that's exactly what you said. So, now it's 50 years later, and I'm in the same negligee I wore that night. What do you have to say tonight?" Again he looked up at her, and he replied, "Well, mission accomplished." bada-boom! A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world." The woman says..... "I'll miss you."  hey do you know the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? a hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!  how about the difference between an oooooh and an aaaaah? about 3 inches! and if the dove is the bird of peace ... what is the bird of true love? come on guess ...  | |||
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The Lounge
if you guys want to come over
and get warm and toasty
and have a chat
I've fixed it all up!
click here.
this joke always makes me laugh...
Meet Margaret and Charles, who have been married for 35 years.
Charles was always a cowboy buff and wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.
He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
Margaret looks him over, "Nope."
Frustrated Charles storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"
Margaret looks up and says, "Charles, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow.
Furious, Charles yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"
"Nope". She replies.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"
To which Margaret replies, "YA SHOULDA BOUGHT A HAT!"
bada-boom~!
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Reminds me of Paradise!
xx,adam-i-am.
And what is the Bella gettin' into this a.m.? Wants some coffee? I got some bagels!
I just couldn't sleep. I had stuff on my mind, you know how that is ...
Most food needs processing, however, before it can pass into the bloodstream. This starts from the moment that it enters the mouth. Here it is crushed to bits until it is small enough to be swallowed, and enzymes are released that begin to break it down further.
Once it starts its journey down the throat, food reaches the stomach very quickly, but then sits there for about 2 hours. The stomach is where most food is broken down: physically, by the churning motions created by muscles in the stomach wall, and chemically, by enzymes, acids and other gastric juices. The resulting semi-liquid mush passes into the small intestine, from where it is absorbed into the bloodstream. The components that cannot be digested at all, such as dietary fibre, will move along slowly until they reach the large intestine around 6 hours later. Once they arrive there, any water still in them is absorbed so that only the indigestible materials remain. It may take up to 33 hours before they are finally expelled from the body as faeces.
If it takes 2 days for it to get through, you need to up your intake of fluid, or just stop being such a tightass! lol BC
I think you're right. I need to drink more water! every hours 8 ounces that's my new intake!
Uhhh..I think it's going to take me about 7 days to digest this Post!
(i like the template,though)
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So...when are we going to dinner???
xx,adam-i-am.
Sounds good to me!
~~ After dinner, all I want to see is YOU!!
adam-i'm-famished!
I was reading this & saw the reference to the prior one. OMG! I started
Cute & informative post here!
This is from the CD "Amor" that we play and sell in the store now...
I love this!
Now, what on earth has you all fired up about food and digestive processes. Good grief girl, you are going to make me want to stop eating entirely. lol
Sherry
if I didn't know better, I'd say you weren't enjoying my digestive series! wait till you see what's for breakfast!
I'm afraid I'm going to be really, really busy tomorrow morning. I'm going to have to skip breakfast.
Sherry
I'm afraid I'm going to be really, really busy tomorrow morning. I'm going to have to skip breakfast.
Sherry
Sherry, ah shucks!! I thought we might explore whether cream cheese with fruit on a bagel is more digestible than oatmeal! certainly moe palatable!
My hubby likes to announce when his corn made the journey by telling me he saluted a bunch of kernels today. Ugh!
I like the Oz dude, he has taught me a bit now.
pertaining to greens, and reds, and blues etc.etc.etc..but that's all I see...I seen no other colors but black and white..and no flowers..so help me here...one of us is nuts....and I feel just dandy.
Very interesting!
Also - I have been in public restrooms after some people have had that food escape from their bodies and I know for a fact that it must have been in their system longer than 2 to 3 days - cause what I smelled died long before that!