“I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.”

the author of the above quote is ~ Chico Marx






Got a better caption? Go ahead hit me!


No Heath, You can lick my muff ~



but you WON'T be dining in the Big Valley tonight!

Friday Funnies

Well you bess' not be makin' any cracks bout mah cheese grits - they's famus round heah! I'll slap yo upside yo cracka haid, fool!


"Check out the package on that hunk, Beulah!"

"And the bubble butt on his lover ain't bad either, Maude!"



These old gals are no fools - even though they're too old to "dine", they still enjoy pouring over the menu along Cedar Springs.




Birthrates skyrocketed during the Baby Boomer years when Dairy Delivery was a door-to-door staple, but plummeted when the practice was abandoned in favor of supermarkets and groceries...Coincidence?