There once was a toad that was excluded from all Green Toad activities because he was a handsome shade of yellow. So he went to visit a beautiful fairy in the town over who had the power to grant wishes.
"Fairy," he said. "I would like to be green, so I can play with all the other toads." "Granted!" said the fairy, who turned him yellow.
Unfortunately, his little toady penis was still yellow.
"What about my penis?" he asked the fairy.
"Oh! For that, you'll have to go see the wizard."
And so the toad hopped off to find the wizard.
Soon, a pink elephant visited the fairy, and he wished to be turned gray. She granted him the wish, but, as with the toad, his penis was still pink. So she told him to visit the wizard.
"How do I find the wizard?" he asked.
"Just follow the yellow dick toad."
Recently a man had to go to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off his penis ...(Yes...you heard me) ... after this mistress found the ring in his pants pocket !
She got so mad at him that she stuck it on him while he was asleep ... Now,I don't know about you folks, but
I don't know what's worse ...
1) having your Mistress find out that you are married ...
2) explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got ON your penis , oops ..
OR ...
3) finding out that your ittybitty penis fits through your wedding ring !!!
A woman storms into a pet shop demanding her money back from the owner. You sold me this frog and told me it would be able to satisfy all my sexual desires!
The clerk tries to calm her down and asks, "Did you do what I told you to do?"
"Yes, dammit!"
"I got naked, lay back on my bed, and put him between my legs just like you said, and he did nothing!" she shouts.
The owner, looking confused, replies, it's a perfectly trained frog. I can't understand what the problem is.
He takes the woman and the frog to a back room in the shop, where he places the frog on a small table next to a bed and asks the woman to please lie down and remove her panties.
"What?" she shouts.
Turning to the frog, he says ... "Now watch carefully, because this is the last time I'm showing you this!"
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