*Cringe*

its the doorbell!  I hate it when somebody unexpected shows up, don't you?

You're always crunchy, need an oil change or something, or you're right in the middle of a crap, or taking a shower?!

arrrrrgh~~I guess it could be worse, I could be housing a humper!




In my case I need a doormat that says, "the Fuzz lives here."  yeah, yeah, I know fat chance this might keep away the criminal element esp. if they find out he's only a BIG cat."

but hey...here's a laugh for ya.  Today in the World of Transcription, in a psyche report, the doctor was fishing for general fund of information knowledge and he asked the claimant who Marie Curie was.  The patient answered, "I think she was a famous hooker!"  hahaha! She very well could have been, huh blogdom? cracked me up! Ya'll should hear the answers to some of these questions these patients give, and if you plan on going in for a disability examination you could be asked this question, along with other stuff like "How many miles from New York to Paris?"  Any takers on that one? No cheating...Yeah, don't look it up...

Give me your guestimate!